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1. 2023-04-23 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #21
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix

   
   Oh, right. You were going all science-y on me, like Hg is mercury on the table of elements. I get it now. So you said mercury twice. Do you also say white snow?
2. 2023-04-23 at 4:58 AM UTC

   #22
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I got this bad habit where I don't get up whenever I need to pee.
3. 2023-04-23 at 4:58 AM UTC

   #23
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Instead, what I do is this: I keep it in for as long as I can. Hours, usually. Then I finally take a leak.
4. 2023-04-23 at 4:58 AM UTC

   #24
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Probably ain't good for my bladder. Gonna google it now and see if I am damaging my body this way.
5. 2023-04-23 at 4:59 AM UTC

   #25
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   "Holding your urine for too long can weaken the bladder muscles over time. This can lead to problems such as incontinence and not being able to fully empty your bladder. Holding your urine for extremely long periods of time can also cause urinary tract infections due to bacteria build-up."
6. 2023-04-23 at 4:59 AM UTC

   #26
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Oh fuck. Guess what I'm gonna do? That's right, I'm gonna go to the bathroom immediately. No more holding my pee in for hours.
7. 2023-04-23 at 4:59 AM UTC

   #27
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I wonder if it's too late for the damage I have already caused myself. I hope not; I hope I can reverse it.
8. 2023-04-23 at 5:03 AM UTC

   #28
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I am back. Took a leak, washed my hands.
9. 2023-04-23 at 5:04 AM UTC

   #29
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   With anti-bacterial liquid soap, because I don't roll any other way!
10. 2023-04-23 at 5:04 AM UTC

    #30
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I can't believe the earlier soap bars used urine as an ingredient.. that's so gross.
11. 2023-04-23 at 5:27 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Chuckled. No I actually have no idea what that is. I don't play videogames. If it's not horror then I most likely never heard of it. I can't remember the last time I played a videogame. My brother even had this Nintendo Switch ready for me with games installed on it a few months ago and I have touched the console not a single time since then. Go ask him.

    
    what about minecraft?
    
    thats a pretty spooky game
    
    
    
    
12. 2023-04-23 at 4:31 PM UTC

    #32
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix what about minecraft?
    
    thats a pretty spooky game
    
    
    
    

    
    Lol. I don't play any videogame whatsoever... perhaps I should start playing an immersive horror videogame.
13. 2023-04-23 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #33
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My brother got a menu deal yesterday from some local chicken joint. Two menus for $5,99. The chicken burgers are ok there, but I prefer the beef burgers over there.
14. 2023-04-23 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #34
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I can't think of a recent horror game that wasn't really dumb, except for maybe the Resident Evil remakes but they're remakes
15. 2023-04-23 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #35
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I tried to persuade him yesterday not to buy it because he's been sick since some retarded uncle from the mosque thought it was a good idea to go to the mosque while sick so he could infect everyone there. Fucking moron. He made me sick a few years back as well. Idiot needs to stay home instead.
16. 2023-04-23 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #36
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Anyway but my brother went anyway and got the menu. He's still sick today and said he can get the menu deal again. I told him to leave it and stay home instead. But he really wants that menu.
17. 2023-04-23 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #37
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    So he's gonna get that menu later on tonight. But there's no need for it, really. There's already pulao at home and it's so good. Why go for some western meal when you can have a superior eastern meal instead?
18. 2023-04-23 at 4:36 PM UTC

    #38
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I got a phone call. Brb.
19. 2023-04-23 at 4:48 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Lol. I don't play any videogame whatsoever… perhaps I should start playing an immersive horror videogame.

    
    what abo0ut doing meth until you have a psychosis and see demons, thats pretty scary
20. 2023-04-23 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #40
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Alright I'm back! Got a phone call from one of my favorite people ever! :D