Civics test on Friday at the immigration office

1. 2023-04-18 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
   "ice" agents make way more
   
   
2. 2023-04-18 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #42
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I wonder what the pay is like to be an ICE Agent…that would be a fun and rewarding job…
   
   "Sorry Ninboo, it's back to Africa for you"

   
   I read about border control agents a while ago picking up some Mexican-American kids coming back from a holiday in Tijuana or some shit
   
   the kids refused to present ID or proof of US citizenship, claiming they were 'citizens of the world' and had burned their documents
   
   if someone can't provide documents, it's up to the border control agent's discretion to determine a person's home country
   
   kids got deported to Cambodia
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
3. 2023-04-19 at 8:53 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Got the day off (monday too) to go do my civics test as part of my Citizenship application on Friedegg.
   
   Here's the 100 questions if you want to have a go yourself (try not to read the answers cheaterpants) and see how you do.
   
   They ask about 10 random questions from these and you have to get 6 right to pass…/scoff.
   
   https://www.uscis.gov/sites/default/files/document/questions-and-answers/100q.pdf

   
   Fried egg?
4. 2023-04-19 at 12:05 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Fried egg?

   
   No, it's Wednesday
5. 2023-04-19 at 12:52 PM UTC

   #45
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, it's Wednesday

   
   So fried eggs are only for any other day other than Wednesday, correct?
6. 2023-04-19 at 8:15 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers So fried eggs are only for any other day other than Wednesday, correct?

   
   Incorrect. Here's your deportation order.
7. 2023-04-22 at 11:57 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Incorrect. Here's your deportation order.

   
   I can't be deported.. I got a passport.