2023-04-19 at 11:19 AM UTC
Speedy "The Cane Whirlwind" Parker.
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post didn't die in a fire!
2023-04-19 at 12:49 PM UTC
More like Speedy "Sped Faggot" Parker.
2023-04-20 at 12:57 PM UTC
Speedy can twirl on one heel so fast his entire body becomes a blur, while the cane acts as a buzz saw. He moves across the floor like a tornado.
2023-04-20 at 2:07 PM UTC
hes also an omnidirectional sniffer
2023-04-23 at 5:16 PM UTC
All praise to God. I have avoided such degeneracy.
2023-04-23 at 5:16 PM UTC
To me it sounds like you're jealous of my chastity, Speddy.