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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai You have opposable thumbs which can do ~everything prehensile tails do, but better. We have better evolutionary grasping technology. So tails deprecated and were not maintained. If you absolutely must reduce everything to inherent disadvantages, the energy required to maintain a tail is pointless in the presence of greater grasping technology). 👍

    selection isn't about maintenance, that's got nothing to do with it

    new traits mutate and go into the pool, selection decides which ones get removed and the ones that don't get passed on

    tails have been in the pool for a long time and have no reason to be taken out, because even if they're not as useful as thumbs, they're not thumbs and growing thumbs isn't predicated on the absence of a tail

  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Haxxor Lol, I get it, I thought Kafka was a woman.

    FTR I’d take any advice or opinions he/she/it offers with a grain of salt. Those bulbs aren’t screwed in all the way 😉 as I’m sure you’ll see for your self soon enough.

    I'm kind of a really, really stubborn person. So no matter how many times someone might tell me something.. if I don't feel the same way then I most likely won't listen haha. It's both a blessing and a curse, much like your photographic memory!
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Meikai Since you are a huwhite male, you are a good person and a natural born leader who should naturally have authority over all women (as Allah intended).

    I'm actually a brown male. Light brown, to be more specific, with yellow undertones. So I guess that means I'm a bad person. :(
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker And you have no balls so your opinion is worth even less.

    This made me chuckle.

    Did you really cut off your balls, Meikai?
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai Tail does not beat spear.

    if you had a tail you could wield three spears
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra selection isn't about maintenance, that's got nothing to do with it

    new traits mutate and go into the pool, selection decides which ones get removed and the ones that don't get passed on

    tails have been in the pool for a long time and have no reason to be taken out, because even if they're not as useful as thumbs, they're not thumbs and growing thumbs isn't predicated on the absence of a tail


    Selection pressure maintains what is necessary for genes to propagate, that is all. It trends towards improvements in capacity, but it will also maintain negligible losses of function so long as the loss of function does not massively impact gene propagation - it is imperfect. Think blind albino cave dwellers - eyes are useful! Melanin is useful! But a genetic mutation that removes your sight or pigmentation in a cave environment in which no selection pressure exists to maintain those useful traits (because there's no light) is maintained.
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no, 'unnecessary' traits like that are removed by sexual selection, usually because after being whittled down by natural selection species tend to self-select for novelty


    which is what I was talking about in the first place
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra no, 'unnecessary' traits like that are removed by sexual selection, usually because after being whittled down by natural selection species tend to self-select for novelty


    which is what I was talking about in the first place

    What sexual selection selects for a lack of eyes whose presence can't be detected because it's pitch black and your eyes are useless?
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Did they smell the lack of pigment, aldra?
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I just said novelty

    natural selection is the first pass that removes traits that don't survive long enough to breed in the environment

    sexual selection decides which of those surviving traits get passed on

    it tends to select for unusual mutations, maybe as a sort of safety switch to prevent continuous inbreeding or maybe because generations of sexual selection actually change the selection criteria as time goes on

    I don't knoe
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Why don't you know, aldra? WHY?!
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai Did they smell the lack of pigment, aldra?

    maybe
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Why don't you know, aldra? WHY?!

    science is gay
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Like I said, if you're completely unwilling to accept that evolution is imperfect, then calories are king. Maintaining eyes when they're useless is wasted energy (especially if you've compensated with sense of smell, or taste, as is the case with snakes - which are presumed to have evolved from a subterranean liserd population). Maintaining UV protective pigments when there's no UV is wasted energy. Maintaining prehensile tails when you have opposable thumbs and a massive brain is wasted energy (so long as 200 calories devoted to a brain confers a great benefit than 200 calories devoted to a tail, why would you expect evolution to maintain the tail?).
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Mutations must pay for themselves in calories. Turns out more compute is a fantastic instrumental goal for human evolution and AI agents.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra science is gay

    I agree.
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Mutations must pay for themselves in calories. Turns out more compute is a fantastic instrumental goal for human evolution and AI agents.

    I love that you qne aldra debated about his for this long.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Meikai Mutations must pay for themselves in calories. Turns out more compute is a fantastic instrumental goal for human evolution and AI agents.

    Fortunately your mutations will not pollute the gene pool.
  19. Originally posted by Meikai Does not confer a monumental advantage, so there's no mechanism by which it would be maintained. It would be convenient, but evolution is an imperfect master and does not care about convenience, only what is necessary. As long as losing a tail does not negatively impact your survival odds, you can lose it no matter how handy it is.

    But like I implied in the previous tweet: if you absolutely must reduce everything to disadvantage, calories are king. 200 calories a day maintaining tail muscles over maintaining brain output or just upper body strength? Not worth it. Tail does not beat spear.

    Imagine a lady walking by, dressed to the nines, sporting a blue crocodile Hermès Birkin handbag held aloft by her tail.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Imagine a lady walking by, dressed to the nines, sporting a blue crocodile Hermès Birkin handbag held aloft by her tail.

    Do you imagine these kind of situations often?
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