I need a lawyer

1. 2023-04-05 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #21
   

   scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
   EVIL WAYS EVERY DAY
2. 2023-04-05 at 1:13 PM UTC

   #22
   kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
   I'd rather live in my car than dead, broke or in the boobie hatch.
3. 2023-04-05 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #23
   

   scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
   well at least you're not suicidal
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • kick
4. 2023-04-06 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #24
   kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
   👀😧😐
5. 2023-04-06 at 7:56 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I contract all my law problems through the offices of Duey Cheatum and Howe.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
6. 2023-04-06 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #26
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Bradley I contract all my law problems through the offices of Duey Cheatum and Howe.

   
   Your to young to be a stooges fan.
   I call shenanigans.
7. 2023-04-10 at 8:05 PM UTC

   #27
   kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
   Can I please stop having my gains disenfranchised. Please, please. Please. Please.
8. 2023-04-10 at 8:12 PM UTC

   #28
   kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
   I know you lookin'
9. 2023-04-10 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #29
   kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
   Fuckin rip off city
10. 2023-04-10 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #30
    

    88✝ĦShadow88Legion✝Ħ88 Houston
    Back to the hospital for you NIGGER
11. 2023-04-10 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #31
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]

    Originally posted by 88✝ĦShadow88Legion✝Ħ88 Back to the hospital for you NIGGER

    
    Defer
12. 2023-04-14 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #32
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    No circuses. I'm in and out.
13. 2023-04-14 at 7:59 PM UTC

    #33
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    You go to the facility to get a check (up) and next thing you know, you're doing 30 years. No circuses, I mean it.
14. 2023-04-14 at 10:22 PM UTC

    #34
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    Thank you
15. 2023-04-14 at 10:43 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by kick No red pills

    
    One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small
    And the ones that Jackie Chile’s gives you
    Don't do anything at all
16. 2023-04-14 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #36
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    I mean, I was an honor roll college student athlete… And this Judge got me at the point I'm doing his math problems.
17. 2023-04-14 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #37
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    No circuses
18. 2023-04-14 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #38
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    I'm thirty years old. I should have my fuckin degree by now.
19. 2023-04-14 at 11:30 PM UTC

    #39
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ebele Obasanjo I go happy well well to represent you for court if you go fit pay me my money for front. My normal fee na $1000 US dollars. Thank you as you take think about this offer.

    
    Bona fide lawyers only!
20. 2023-04-14 at 11:32 PM UTC

    #40
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by kick I'm thirty years old. I should have my fuckin degree by now.

    
    Duuuuude. I am 27 and I'm starting college in the Fall. I'll turn 28 before this year is over. By 30 I won't have a degree either. In other words, you're not alone. Think of it like this: while other people get their degrees in their early 20s, they start working their asses off their entire lives until their late 60s. Some even start in their mid-teens. Then you have us guys, who start later but finish around the same time. We got more time to relax while they got more time to stress. So don't worry about it, man. We all got our own pace.