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I just bailed on a funeral

  1. #1
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    40 oz of freedom
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    details
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wanna go to a funeral and Boooo the pastor or whatever if it's at a church. "booooring!" And just huck a bunch of tomatoes at it.
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    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    Where the single women?
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    Originally posted by mmQ details

    Alright... So Milena and I had been going off and on for the past 8 years. I kept coming back, because I was telling myself... "well maybe she just needs a little leverage."

    Mom dies

    she gets her ashes

    I tell her come over, let's ruck up and be adults

    no dice

    *Funeral* (ok maybe this is the chance for her to say goodbye)

    Daughters bf invites me inside the house, me and Milena ,(her ex-husband's house)

    chilling on sofa

    **Daughter reading eulogy**
    ---("plan to take her ashes to hawaii next february")

    [codependency continuance confirmed]

    GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
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    The thing about the foreigners is you can't really just "punish" them when they fuck up, so I'm just like, uhhh, wait, uhh, uhh, uhh, hmm.. Gotta be on guard...

    Is- is- is' , - ... - ' - ' ... IS THAT BULLSHIT

    IT IS BULLSHIT, GET THE FUCK OUT GO GO GO MOVE MOVE MOVE
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    home sitting on the computer, ate lunch, chillin. Bout to do some tinder swiping...
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