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  1. #1
    What do the nigs think of these as a means of local transportation or sticking in the back of the car driving down to the beach and then riding along the sea front like a twat on it?

    They're relatively cheap now with a good range...is it time for us all to have one in our possession for going to the shops/crack house?

  2. #2
    Haxxor Space Nigga


    More expensive yes, however more versatile, more comfortable, and less embarrassing to be seen on, especially at the local crack house.
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  3. #3
    What prompted this is I was driving through town yesterday and saw an old fella (late 70s I'd guess) on one with his little shopping bag and thought "That's pretty smart rather than riding one of those spaz chariots you usually see them in". Then It got me thinking about how it would be convenient just to jump on if you were going a couple of miles rather than pissing around with the car etc.
  4. #4
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Haxxor

    More expensive yes, however more versatile, more comfortable, and less embarrassing to be seen on, especially at the local crack house.

    they make a 2x2 e bike now,, thinkin about getting one for partridge hunting, my 4 wheeler works good cuz they are interested in it as it makes a noise that sounds like a roo thumping but I'll bet you can slip up on them better with no noise
  5. #5
    be a real man with it:

  6. #6
    East Europe has little app electric scooters all over the place. They are lots of fun, and take a fair bit of abuse.

    But they are dangerous, I hit a loose paving slab sideways and fell from one in Warsaw, and banged my head and ever since I've been retarded.

    They are also bumpy as hell due to the lack of suspension. And steep hills will stop them (I can't hate on a little scooter for not being able to haul my fat ass up a hill).
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Donald Trump But they are dangerous,

    stop blaming helpless objects for your own shortcummings.
  8. #8
    I think you can buy ones with gyroscopes in them which makes them a little safer for the old and doddery...at least as far as balancing goes.
  9. #9
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my step dad is in his 70's and has an ebike,, he has crashed 3 times , totaled a rav 4 and then hit a trash can then busted himself up crossing train tracks,, they found him knocked out next to the tracks last time,, he broke hus collar bone and 6 ribs,, fucker still goes out riding on weekends with his best friend
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  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by POLECAT my step dad is in his 70's and has an ebike,, he has crashed 3 times , totaled a rav 4 and then hit a trash can then busted himself up crossing train tracks,, they found him knocked out next to the tracks last time,, he broke hus collar bone and 6 ribs,, fucker still goes out riding on weekends with his best friend

    Things make a lot more sense now

    Edit: nvm still confused read step dad
  11. #11
    Old folks can fall down sitting in a chair.
  12. #12
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I threw my back out one morning this spring when I squirted a shot of rubbing alcohol on the wood in the woodstove and it ignited and blew the door open on the woodstove, I twisted out of the fireball to get away but my back didnt like that move so early in the mornin.

    singed all the hair off my arm in the process.
  13. #13
    Migh Houston
    I have one but only use it for fun in the summer. A car is better for transporation.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Migh I have one but only use it for fun in the summer. A car is better for transporation.

    Obbe would turn in his grave reading this.
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    I am purchasing another one for 100-120$, they max out at 23 MPH, not sure where theyre coming from but they're definitely stolen, 4 hours at the highest speed I could manage it (23mph) on one charge isn't bad. I think four people on them doing a drive by would be INCREDIBLE but we'd need an SUV to toss them bitches in a block or two away and I don't have an SUV or 3 cool friends.
  16. #16
    Migh Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley I am purchasing another one for 100-120$, they max out at 23 MPH, not sure where theyre coming from but they're definitely stolen, 4 hours at the highest speed I could manage it (23mph) on one charge isn't bad. I think four people on them doing a drive by would be INCREDIBLE but we'd need an SUV to toss them bitches in a block or two away and I don't have an SUV or 3 cool friends.

    Just steal a rental.
  17. #17
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by POLECAT my step dad is in his 70's and has an ebike,, he has crashed 3 times , totaled a rav 4 and then hit a trash can then busted himself up crossing train tracks,, they found him knocked out next to the tracks last time,, he broke hus collar bone and 6 ribs,, fucker still goes out riding on weekends with his best friend

    yeah my pappy got one too and rages it all over he uses it more than his car. theyre pretty cool and dangerous i want one too
  18. #18
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by A College Professor yeah my pappy got one too and rages it all over he uses it more than his car. theyre pretty cool and dangerous i want one too

    I want the one thats 2x2 power to both wheels
  19. #19
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I want the one thats 2x2 power to both wheels

    yeah thatd be sick.

    the one ive been wanting for about a year is a full-suspension with fat tires ( i want to try riding it on the beach with a lil cooler, chair, fishing pole )


    theyre 2400 for (rear) hub drive, or 4000 for the mid-drive with better suspension
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