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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "Nobody gets a point, and Seagal loses one."

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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I can't wait until bones are currency.


    Semi related a friend of mine who got hit by a big rig a few years ago is having a medical journal written about him because apparently his bones grew calcium after and they're gonna do testing on him like some x men shit. I'd have thought he was bullshitting but he's a big fat bearded drunk guy who has no concept of these medical things and explained it in a way I've never heard him talk about anything. Shits crazy. I wonder if stronger bones is the next evolution
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    He's not fat, he's big-boned!
  5. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo I can't wait until bones are currency.

    that chick was hot

  6. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    "I wouldn't mine if you examined my skellington, DR. BOne...S... "

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  7. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    disclaimer : They weren't that high



    THIS GUY DEFINITELY HAD A BIT MORE THAN A BUZZ THOUGH
    I am convinced this Finlandia War Hero never fought a single Russian let alone a fucking battalion of tanks and a SQUAD OF DOGS IN THE WOODS THAT BIT HIS LEG

    the medical report, it listed a fast heart rate and low body weight from surviving in the woods off pine cones for weeks.
    But was his adventure even real??
    or was it all just a meth trip?


    I mean if you start tripping DURING A WAR you will probably hallucinate shadow COMMUNISTS. He never actually got shot or bit by any dogs, zero evidence of that.
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  8. Sweet African Astronaut
    John Bones
  9. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey disclaimer : They weren't that high



    THIS GUY DEFINITELY HAD A BIT MORE THAN A BUZZ THOUGH
    I am convinced this Finlandia War Hero never fought a single Russian let alone a fucking battalion of tanks and a SQUAD OF DOGS IN THE WOODS THAT BIT HIS LEG

    the medical report, it listed a fast heart rate and low body weight from surviving in the woods off pine cones for weeks.
    But was his adventure even real??
    or was it all just a meth trip?


    I mean if you start tripping DURING A WAR you will probably hallucinate shadow COMMUNISTS. He never actually got shot or bit by any dogs, zero evidence of that.

    Lol they prolly had like 1mg of some shitty isomer

    Kinda like how people used to get high on librium or valium. Like how bro
  10. Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol they prolly had like 1mg of some shitty isomer

    Kinda like how people used to get high on librium or valium. Like how bro

    You can get high on valium. Its pretty great actually. But theraputic dose is like 5-20mg so you gotta take like 30-50 for the good times
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  11. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked You can get high on valium. Its pretty great actually. But theraputic dose is like 5-20mg so you gotta take like 30-50 for the good times

    50mg of Valium will knock you on your ass for a couple of days and you won't remember much.
  12. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 50mg of Valium will knock you on your ass for a couple of days and you won't remember much.

    what did you do to those boys.
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    > I need a functioning vagina by the end of the week
  14. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 50mg of Valium will knock you on your ass for a couple of days and you won't remember much.

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  15. Originally posted by aldra

    > I need a functioning vagina by the end of the week

    YOUVE GOT TILL FRIDAY SUMEET. SO HELP ME, IF YOU DONT HAVE A FUNCTIONING VAGINA THEN….
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    IF YOU DO NOT SHOW ME BAGINA BY FRIDAY BLOODY BASTARD BENCHOD BITCH BLOODY
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  17. Originally posted by aldra

    > I need a functioning vagina by the end of the week

    thats not a sword but i bet if he sells it he could get enough money for a sex change in india.
  18. punjab manhunt
  19. Sweet African Astronaut
    Cock kukri
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    *prabjeet cuts dick off*

    *bleeds profusely*

    *takes bus to hospital*

    *other bus riders smell bussy*

    *bus driver locks doors and participates in gang raping him to death*

    *-1 Indian with extra steps*
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