Do you know how many days that you have been alive?

1. 2023-04-06 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   Do the math and figure it the fuck out, faggots.
2. 2023-04-06 at 12:24 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   https://www.timeanddate.com/date/duration.html
   
   Over 20,000. I'm not giving exact as I don't want people sending me birthday gifts.
   
   ETA: Though I'll accept naked gifs
3. 2023-04-06 at 12:43 PM UTC

   #3
   

   scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
   all of them
4. 2023-04-06 at 12:45 PM UTC

   #4
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey all of them

   
   You're not witty, MushBrain.
5. 2023-04-06 at 2:07 PM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   We can't know for sure what with having to trust our parents or a slip of paper from a hospital that we were in fact born on the day they indicate. We might be a year older or younger than we think we are. Perhaps on our actual 2nd birthday, our parents decided to celebrate it as our 3rd birthday just to fuck with us, and we were obviously too stupid to figure it out, and this then continued until now, always thinking we're a year older than we are, thinking we've lived xxxxx number of days when it's in fact xxxxx minus 365 days.
   
   It's just something to consider. Like KNOWING you were or were not molested as an infant. You can't know. So no nobody here knows how many days they've been alive.
   
   The ReAL question is do you know how many days you've felt alive, maaaaaaaaàaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?????????
6. 2023-04-06 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #6
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ We can't know for sure what with having to trust our parents or a slip of paper from a hospital that we were in fact born on the day they indicate. We might be a year older or younger than we think we are. Perhaps on our actual 2nd birthday, our parents decided to celebrate it as our 3rd birthday just to fuck with us, and we were obviously too stupid to figure it out, and this then continued until now, always thinking we're a year older than we are, thinking we've lived xxxxx number of days when it's in fact xxxxx minus 365 days.
   
   It's just something to consider. Like KNOWING you were or were not molested as an infant. You can't know. So no nobody here knows how many days they've been alive.
   
   The ReAL question is do you know how many days you've felt alive, maaaaaaaaàaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?????????

   
   Sounds like someone lies about their age...
7. 2023-04-06 at 3:07 PM UTC

   #7
   

   scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by WellHung You're not witty, MushBrain.

   
   I was dead for a week once
8. 2023-04-06 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #8
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   it's time to repent
9. 2023-04-06 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #9
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey I was dead for a week once

   
   Are you looking for a beatdown, Scron? I'm giving them away, today, for free.