Tuesday: Demonic possession to scare Nigerian workers

1. 2023-04-04 at 1:22 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Here's my eye today.
   
   I think I scared "yemmy" when he showed up as he started mumbling something about Shango, the god of Thunder.
   
   
2. 2023-04-04 at 1:23 PM UTC

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   scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Ebele Obasanjo AI dey come from di devil, my friend, you suppose stop to dey use am. ChatGPT na demon wey dem trap inside computer, and di Satanists wey summon am no be good people at all.

3. 2023-04-04 at 1:24 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Oh shit
4. 2023-04-04 at 4:56 PM UTC

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   frala Avant garde shartist
   You're gonna end up in goat stew
5. 2023-04-04 at 5:03 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut
   Nah Jiggaboo going to set all of them up with a PC and internet to scam old and stupid people. Of course he gets a cut of the action.
6. 2023-04-04 at 8:57 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Did Egbo do that?
7. 2023-04-04 at 8:59 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The eye doc did that yesterday...I told him "wtf...now I look like some rabid thugster for the next 2 weeks...thanks"
8. 2023-04-04 at 9:02 PM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   What happened to it?
9. 2023-04-04 at 9:19 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   Goddam op what did you smoke?
10. 2023-04-04 at 9:38 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Hello Demon Eyes
11. 2023-04-05 at 11:48 AM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka What happened to it?

    
    I was having an injection in my eyeball and the doctor's assistant didn't put enough numbing drops in it so when the needle went in it fucking hurt and I flinched...which resulted in the demonic eye.
12. 2023-04-05 at 11:49 AM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Hello Demon Eyes

    
    Good morning homeskillet.
13. 2023-04-05 at 12:32 PM UTC

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    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was having an injection in my eyeball and the doctor's assistant didn't put enough numbing drops in it so when the needle went in it fucking hurt and I flinched…which resulted in the demonic eye.

    
    You get your adrenochrome administered by a doctor?.
14. 2023-04-05 at 12:45 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump You get your adrenochrome administered by a doctor?.

    
    I'm on a medical trial for retina therapy, I get $100 every time they inject saline in my eye...I should have asked for $200 this week because of the trauma.
15. 2023-04-05 at 1 PM UTC

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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Saline? Too bad, maybe next trial you are on you will be in the group injected with the aborted fetus stem cells.
16. 2023-04-05 at 1:01 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Saline? Too bad, maybe next trial you are on you will be in the group injected with the aborted fetus stem cells.

    
    Well they don't tell you if it's saline or the drug...If you are part of the undisclosed control group it's saline.
    
    ETA: Fetus stem cells would be great.