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  1. #21
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I take it you don't have a gun safe for your vehicle.

    Also what is your EDC?

    No, the gun safe doesn't help if the car gets stolen.

    The gun, an extra mag (usually left in car) and the holster

    ETA: Oh and my license of course even though you don't need one in Tejas anymore....I figured it was good to keep it current.
  2. #22
    I'm aware my carry behavior is frowned upon...but it is what it is. My instructor went on and on to me about I should carry it at all times etc or what's the point.

    Well the point is if I'm carrying 7 out of 10 times...that's better than 0 out of 10 times.
  3. #23
    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
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  4. #24
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, the gun safe doesn't help if the car gets stolen.

    The gun, an extra mag (usually left in car) and the holster

    ETA: Oh and my license of course even though you don't need one in Tejas anymore….I figured it was good to keep it current.

    I'm asking what your every day carry (EDC) is. Or do just have the one gun? If so what is it?
  5. #25
    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by lockedin Eyes scooped out and cranial cavity filled with lye solution

    Bathed in boiling sulfuric acid

    Tied to table, waterboarded, genitals burned away with propane torch, bones of the fingers and hand slowly ground away with angle grinder until death through exsanguination via radial artery

    Wrapped head to toe in detonating cord and turned into red mist

    Raped to death with a post hole digger

    Hung upside down and given molten iron enema
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm asking what your every day carry (EDC) is. Or do just have the one gun? If so what is it?

    Sig Sauer P250C. Yes just the one for now.

    (9mm)
  7. #27
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Not a bad weapon other than no decock features or manual safety. That and 9mm...
  8. #28
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I find people by trawling tinder for those with outtie belly buttons. I buy cheap knives online and sharpen them using a japanese whet stone. I tell them to meet me at this one park with a wooded area at a time I know there won't be much foot traffic in that area, and I dig a grave for them in the wooded part of the park ahead of time. On the evening we're to meet, I watch them for a bit from the brush. I like to send them messages apologizing for running late, and promising I'll be there soon. When it finally looks like they're about to leave I shout "I'm so sorry for being late" and then I run them through with my knife. I keep their belly buttons as a souvenir. Disgusting things. I jerky them in our oven.
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  9. #29
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I dispose of the weapon by encasing it in concrete and sinking it in the Great Lake.
  10. #30
    Sweet African Astronaut
    John Jerky
  11. #31
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sweet John Jerky

    They're roughly the size of a molar once they're properly jerkied so they're really fun to chew. I think they're a disgusting reminder of my inability to bear a child but that doesn't stop them from being delicious. I try not to eat them though because I like to remember. I can tell which one belongs to who at a glance. It's crazy how our brains can fixate on things like that. Every little crack and crevice of those disgustingly delicious little buttons is etched in my brain.
  12. #32
    Sweet African Astronaut
    No lint seasoning in outies, smh white people and they bland ass food
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  13. #33
    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
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  14. #34
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Gay
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not a bad weapon other than no decock features or manual safety. That and 9mm…

    decocking are for women who cant make up their minds and real mens manual safety are their fingers.

    9mm no good ? practice more.
  16. #36
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny decocking are for women who cant make up their minds and real mens manual safety are their fingers.

    9mm no good ? practice more.

    You always make the most retarded copes to not admit any facts or that anyone knows more than you and that is part of what makes you a shit conversational partner and a terrible poster that nobody likes.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Sweet You always make the most retarded copes to not admit any facts or that anyone knows more than you and that is part of what makes you a shit conversational partner and a terrible poster that nobody likes.

    thanks for you're feedback.
  18. #38
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thanks for you're feedback.

    Stfu faggot
  19. #39
    Ebele Obasanjo Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Sweet No lint seasoning in outies, smh white people and they bland ass food

    Yes, I don notice am too. Why white people no dey put seasoning for their food? Anytime wey I dey for America, I dey miss Nigerian cuisine. We sabi how to cook wella. How white people tek over plenty countries and no sabi how to cook? E be like say dem miss something for the way.
  20. #40
    Bradley Florida Man
    Don't commit wanton killing, if you actually feel this way, put yourself in extremely dangerous places with appearance of being completely vulnerable. When someone tries to kill you, react. In this way you are satisfying both your desires and cleaning up the world of the worst people, those who would attack someone who is in their mind defenseless.

    Don't do that either actually.
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