Literary in many areas there are no appointments available for new passport applications. APPARANTLY a lot of us have semen retention syndrome and are ready to get it out of our system and trying to do are passports now causing a big backflux logjam in the chute.
Literary the best option for swim is there is only one place in 50miles here that accept walk-ins but people literary camp out in lawn chairs starting 5-8hours before they open to get in line so I guess I'm gonna buckle my belt up and try that, honestly I don't know how youre supposed to go to the bathroom when your in line for 8 hours in the early morning but I guess weel see.
Literary this is a public announcement for you guys if you need to do a new application where you have to go in person you better get preppt .
PS Im going to canada with my mom. my dad might go but im not sure because hes old as shit and doesnt get around so good - so thats what you guys have to look forward to when you live a life of pain.
Literary fonaplats isnt allowed in theyre country which is kind of theyre loss but more power to them for setting theyre own standards and doing things the way that they like to.
LIterary getting my passport hAS BEEN on my todo list for .. A WHILE, now. I want to go to baja mexico and eat tacos and drink beer on the beach and literaly chill down because all the stress especially from my brother who is a accountant at hole foods hes a bean count
any way we have friday off for martin luther king day #2 so i might go camping at the post office thursday night that would be kind of funny actually to pitch a tent in front of theyre door and put one of those RING THIS BELL FOR SERVICE bells outside my tent and say HEY GUYS WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTENBER COMES
*opens a sierra beer made in chico and purses his lips, and then wanes philosophy*
Originally posted by jerryb
You probably know more about the US than the guy asking questions. We're talking about gov employee here so keep things simple and not confuse them.
Yes I'm sure I'll get 100% on the test.
I only applied in Feb...back then they told me 17 months to completion but 1 month later they said 10 months..and now I'm about to have my final test. I was talking to another local bloody foreigner last week and she said when she had her test a few months ago they said to her after her test "You passed, we are having a swearing in ceremony this afternoon, do you want to attend?" So she did and got her citizenship that day.
So if that happens with me it would be 2 months from application to citizenship...I guess then I'll be back in this thread bitching about not being able to apply for a passport.
ETA:
Oh the appointment letter for my civics test says I'm exempt from having to do the English speaking, reading and writing test because I've been here over 20yrs already...phew...I know I'd have a hard time writing "Jack ran up the fucking hill".
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by jerryb
My wife is a foreigner, she knows jack shit about US laws or history and passed no problem. Now she has dual passports which is good.
Does the UK allow dual citizenship?
Yes. I'll be like James Bond with 2 passports...only smoother.
Originally posted by jerryb
If you could swing an ex commie country passport you would never need a visa. A UK and US one will get you to most places visa free.
It's just a shame they wont let you use both on a trip to England...I could fly out on my English passport and then get through the "express" lane at the airport...and fly back on my US passport and do the same then.
I checked though and they wont allow it...you have to use one or the other on both trips so there is a record of your exit and entry on the same passport...shame.
When you land in England with a Biometrics English passport you don't even talk to a human, a computer thing scans your passport and a camera checks your face then lets you through...literally seconds...whereas the "bloody foreigner" line is like 40mins wait.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
It's just a shame they wont let you use both on a trip to England…I could fly out on my English passport and then get through the "express" lane at the airport…and fly back on my US passport and do the same then.
I checked though and they wont allow it…you have to use one or the other on both trips so there is a record of your exit and entry on the same passport…shame.
When you land in England with a Biometrics English passport you don't even talk to a human, a computer thing scans your passport and a camera checks your face then lets you through…literally seconds…whereas the "bloody foreigner" line is like 40mins wait.
its only a matter of time before those biometric servers get hacked and everyones facial topography ends up for sale so that people coukd make masks of peoples faces and use these masks to do things.
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
its only a matter of time before those biometric servers get hacked and everyones facial topography ends up for sale so that people coukd make masks of peoples faces and use these masks to do things.
You'd use my mask on a sex doll wouldn't you you sick bastard.
Originally posted by jerryb
Does the UK allow dual citizenship?
Yes I know someone that has to do taxes in both countries especially if it's another commonwealth country we are basically a giant communist global entity
Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey
Yes I know someone that has to do taxes in both countries especially if it's another commonwealth country we are basically a giant communist global entity
i dont give a fuck about the american people, if they wanted me to care about them they should not have stalked me and illegally as fuck invaded my privacy
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian
i dont give a fuck about the american people, if they wanted me to care about them they should not have stalked me and illegally as fuck invaded my privacy
