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my dick is literally fucked up

  1. 2023-04-01 at 10:57 PM UTC
    #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i have i juries all over including like a red ring with yellow scab in middle.
  2. 2023-04-01 at 11:12 PM UTC
    #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    😂
  3. 2023-04-02 at 1:51 AM UTC
    #3
    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Wariat i have i juries all over including like a red ring with yellow scab in middle.

    Juroes
  4. 2023-04-02 at 2:52 AM UTC
    #4
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Wariat i have i juries all over including like a red ring with yellow scab in middle.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQH
  5. 2023-04-02 at 3:15 AM UTC
    #5
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat i have i juries all over including like a red ring with yellow scab in middle.

    I hope it rots off and gets kicked into a patch of thorny weeds.
  6. 2023-04-02 at 3:53 AM UTC
    #6
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat i have i juries all over including like a red ring with yellow scab in middle.

    I'm not saying he deserved it, but I'm saying gods timing is always right.
  7. 2023-04-02 at 4:16 AM UTC
    #7
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Same here, actually, from rubbing off with harsher-than-desired fabric than I should, in combination with a death grip, due to being circumcised. I have scars over my dick and sometimes scuffs when I don't learn from my mistakes. Then the pubic hair chafing against my skin while jerking off obviously adds to the irritation as well. Oh well, what else can I do? I'm a virgin after all, this is all I have in order to get some relief of these type of desires.
  8. 2023-04-02 at 6:22 AM UTC
    #8
    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Im so glad i dont have juries on my dick
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. 2023-04-02 at 6:23 AM UTC
    #9
    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Tho i do have 2 pale scars from where a girls braces snagged my dick skin. looks like i got blown by a vampire
  10. 2023-04-02 at 12:42 PM UTC
    #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Same here, actually, from rubbing off with harsher-than-desired fabric than I should, in combination with a death grip, due to being circumcised. I have scars over my dick and sometimes scuffs when I don't learn from my mistakes. Then the pubic hair chafing against my skin while jerking off obviously adds to the irritation as well. Oh well, what else can I do? I'm a virgin after all, this is all I have in order to get some relief of these type of desires.

    Thats why ur a virgin freakazoid
  11. 2023-04-02 at 2:11 PM UTC
    #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Wariat i have i juries all over including like a red ring with yellow scab in middle.

    wats juries
  12. 2023-04-02 at 2:29 PM UTC
    #12
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Thats why ur a virgin freakazoid

    I'm a simple man: I want sex, I get married. For now I don't have my life in order, so I will have to get my shit together first. It's gonna take a while though, perhaps I will die before that moment, but as long as I try to get there, that's all that matters to me.
  13. 2023-04-02 at 3:17 PM UTC
    #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm a simple man: I want sex, I get married. For now I don't have my life in order, so I will have to get my shit together first. It's gonna take a while though, perhaps I will die before that moment, but as long as I try to get there, that's all that matters to me.

    If u want sex start being more normal bruh
  14. 2023-04-02 at 3:25 PM UTC
    #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm a simple man: I want sex, I get married. For now I don't have my life in order, so I will have to get my shit together first. It's gonna take a while though, perhaps I will die before that moment, but as long as I try to get there, that's all that matters to me.

    You will die a virgin. Your only hope is to find a tribe of Muslim goat fuckers and join them.
  15. 2023-04-02 at 3:36 PM UTC
    #15
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse If u want sex start being more normal bruh

    Being normal is boring. Be unique; be you!
  16. 2023-04-02 at 3:36 PM UTC
    #16
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You will die a virgin. Your only hope is to find a tribe of Muslim goat fuckers and join them.

    I guess that explains why you bought that goat costume, ya weirdo.
  17. 2023-04-03 at 4:38 AM UTC
    #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I guess that explains why you bought that goat costume, ya weirdo.

    Below is your future.


  18. 2023-04-03 at 5:33 AM UTC
    #18
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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