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THE SCRON RETORT - a Totse podcast

  1. #1
    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    Episode 1 of my new podcast that I randomly decided to record because I had a 30 minute window until the vape store opened but my morning got fricked up so instead it's only like 10mins

    idk what the buzzing was I don't think it was the light as it seems to only happen when I start talking. I will be working on the quality , did this just off the cuff. DOnate to fund a professional mic studio sound
    0xCc33083FD49958562347FB20A0669610fF1dCB7C

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnIF7N3Gaks

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    Haxxor Space Nigga
  3. #3
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    You cant be a totsean if you werent there

    Last totsean alive my fucking asshole

    I do agree with you h8ing on the blog posts though

    Fuxking ghey

    And thats as far as i got cuz i skipped to therr and then hit sumbit on this post
  4. #4
    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by RIPtotse You cant be a totsean if you werent there

    Citation sneeded

    Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal I am the revolution you all fight against

    I AM THE FUCKING TOTSE COMMUNITY, I represent and stand for all that these "OG's" gave up on long ago. Helladamleet, Octavian, Gadzooks, all the old skool TOTSEANS no longer post here. It's just me talking to myself on 30 alts, there is no TOTSE without SCRONALDO anymore I have infiltrated and inherited your community

    (top kek HTS-noob is literally dating the LAST LIVING MEMBER OF TOTSE)

    Arnox no longer considers himself part of the "community" and thinks it's best that it should die as all the people have abandoned the ideals. I think Arnox is right and people like HDL (who arnox banned for spamming, lanny should do the same) are simply stuck in the past, they represent no community but themselves.

    MUH TEST PHILES MUH EXPLOSIVES AND HACKING FUYS
    yeah sure when the fuck have any of these people (besides gadzooks who is a legend that ONLY contributed !!!) posted anything besides crying, whining and bitching about THIS PLACE USED TO BE SOMETHING!!!!! MUH TOTSE COMMUNITY

    And DH doesn't even deserve to be mentioned, you are all just shitting in the temple, tHE SACRED TEMPLE OF JEFF HUNTER.

    I was gonna make a thread declaring myself as the LAST SURVIVING MEMBER OF THE TOTSE COMMUNITY but I will do it here so I don't SHIT UP the forum more. IS ANYONE ELSE WILLING TO TAKE UP THE MANTRA OF THE DEAD THE TRAMPLED ON THE LOST AND FORGOTTEN?? ANYONE AT ALL?? LANNY??? HELLADAMLEET??? OCTAVIAN? CAPTAIN FAGGIT? THE MASKED FAGGOT??? ANYONE AT ALL???? okay and spectral I guess, I bow to his authority as he was "here" longer than me.



    2 fucking people. And spectral is probably just a plural and i'm actually just a figment of his mind and just another of his tricks I mean think abuot it spectral always claims to be an AI - i'm obsessed with AI and we are both Canadian. Why the fuck does WALNUT CREEK end up in ONTARIO CANADA
    I guess CAlifornia = ONTARIO kinda makes sense as they are even opposite diagonal on a map
    also triangles

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  5. #5
    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Haxxor

    Nice video lmao
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    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Idk just being cheeky and drunk far from the only person here thats done that but it just stuck with the gaylords like tort and billiam.

    Like ive seen plenty of dongs and tits posted over the years put i never felt the need to be a kreep and save them like you

    Those pictures of me are from years ago. If i knew weirdos like you and bill and tort would spam them and ruined other people's threads i would of never of posted them.

    Shit happens because i wasn't a part of the fun bunch so they get a pass

    That idiot that died and left both his wives and kid for (fubi) drugs would pour piss on himself and talk about raping girls and would play with his semen on cam never got any heat for it. I was just used as a scapegoat, thus the rape banner

    Like there's literally rapist and chomos and people that have gone to prison for multiple things but ive never done that but they put it on me

    Ive been given nude pictures of tons of people here unsolicited and just deleted them because i dont care and im not pi rat.

    But why did you save a picture of me? To embarrass me? It didn't, i bet you still have it



    Originally posted by Ghost I SAVED A PICTURE OF YOU THAT YOU YOURSELF POSTED LMAO GOTTEM XDDDDDD
  7. #7
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey Nice video lmao

    Says you reported it as “offensive” Karen

  8. #8
    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Haxxor Says you reported it

    no it doesn't. It says TOS violation, must have been the algos
  9. #9
    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    my script which I used AI to generate a skeleton and I filled in the rest with tropics

    good format IMHO but I can do better with clips and video and stuff, stay tuned folx ya boy ain't a coward and cuck like some in this SO CALLED COMMUNITY


    sxcckeript bwloqwqww


    ____________________________________________________________________________________
    Introduction *breakingbad music*

    Hey folx its you boy sc. Todays episode is about the death of the underground internet and how everyone in the totse community is a huge coward
    I am recording this in my basement

    Explain who I am and my history in the community briefly and my thugts
    of TOTSE-- my name is SC I am not a historycal member of totse im a zoklet
    era reartard that never posted on zoklet
    Why the fuvk am I the last totsean??????? why are you all idiots

    *****BREAK********

    - NIAS)- -niggers in space-
    Listen, I gotta get something off my chest. What the hell is up with all these blog posts on the forum lately? I mean, come on! This is supposed to be a place for discussing fringe topics, weird theories, and cool stuff that you won't find on mainstream sites. But instead, it's turning into a Facebook social media reject sociopath version of blogging.

    I don't give a damn about your daily routine or your latest trip to the grocery store. And don't even get me started on those sappy personal stories that belong on a therapist's couch, not a forum dedicated to alternative thinking. I mean, seriously, do you think anyone cares about your ex's new girlfriend fucking a nubian or your cat's health problems? I hope your cat chokes on its next pigeon dinner.

    Look folks, I'm not saying that all personal stuff is off-limits. We're human beings, after all, with gay homo cowardice thoughts outside of conspiracy theories and UFO sightings. But there's a time and place for everything. And when I come to this forum, I want to read about mind-bending ideas and wild theories that make me question reality. Not some mundane diary entry about your latest date motel/hotel or workout routine. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, dumbfuxkas

    So let's get back on track, people. Let's start posting about the stuff that made this forum/community great. The weird, the bizarre, and the mind-blowing. Let's leave the boring blog posts to the mommy bloggers and food critics. And let's bring the edge back to this community of alternative thinkers...Except I know that will NEVER fucking happen it's literally been
    the call to mantra of every triggered totsean for 10+ years

    "It's time to make a change here. At the moment, we're mostly following in the footsteps of Totse.com and while this is great in some aspects (nostalgia, awesome layout etc) it also means that we're still wasting our time writing up the same old articles. Making a bomb out of 20 Christmas crackers isn't exactly brilliant information, and while it used to target an audience which would effectively bring in anarchistic teenagers every day, something changed."Unknown, Unknown, February 2011 edited July 2012

    "hurr fuys lets post more nigs at night and hacking and erotica text files"
    "muh text files"
    It won't happen and here's why;

    ARNOX WAS RIGHT everyone is a faggot
    Cowards and Cucks
    list of tardsd: Well Hung, Speedy Parker, DTE, Haxxor
    helladamstupid, lanny, wariat,

    WUT ABUT U SPAMMING THE FORUM
    -explain why I'm not spamming, yall are just idiots
    -list of my good recent threads
    *tiktok thread AMERICAN MEDIA MODEL, da matrix, bifdeo james, breaking into earl
    *iSRAEL, Gold doubloons - the official currency of pirates

    Explain the plurals alts things and why lanny is a fag

    Break 2

    Take a quick break to provide a transition between segments

    Segment 3 - hurrr durr internet

    WHy totse/DH are dead/dying. The forum will not be around, kiwifarms
    took the hit and I haven't been there since. One good hit and we scatter like
    fleas with NO BACKUP BTW NO BACKUP NO CANARY CHECKERS
    NEWTOTSE SUCKS, Reddit is gay, TOTSEANS, people hate ISS code
    Arnox forum is actually cool but DOn'T GO THERE
    this community can get fucked and there's a reason i'm the only one left

    Conclusion

    To summarize - YAll are cucks. THe site sucks and community dead
    I am your only fucjking saving grace and will probably die randomly so KEK
    final thoughts: have fun when i'm gone! - talk about thwe guests
    interviews with LLZ and Pickwick AND ARNOX

    Thank the audience for listening and encourage them to tune in for future episode -
  10. #10
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    it was a good show it started with a fonaplants vibe and then when you did the rosh voice i knew this program was one for the ages.

    I want this to be played at my funeral💚💚
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  11. #11
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by RIPtotse You cant be a totsean if you werent there

    Last totsean alive my fucking asshole

    I do agree with you h8ing on the blog posts though

    Fuxking ghey

    And thats as far as i got cuz i skipped to therr and then hit sumbit on this post

    This whole community is just olds being old. I literally told someone to "stay clean" the other day. This is not totse. Totse was punk rock and free speech, free data. Cyberpunk. We're just a bunch of retarded old losers nostalgic for something long dead. It's pathetic. He may not have been on totse, but he's the closest this forum has to the frenetic retard energy of a teenager who found totse by googling "how 2 make pipebomb" and just became part of the most recent tsunoobie. The yang of totse, if you will. The counterpart to Sophie's knowledgable pedo yin educator vibe, if Sophie were still here (RIP).
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  12. #12
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    The rest of us... the rest of us... with few exceptions, we're no better than DHers.
  13. #13
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Maybe it's "good" that we've matured, that we're no longer "punk rock". Nothing cringier than a 30-40 year old punk. But like, we were supposed to pass the torch to the younger generations or something and instead we shirked our duty to tug our dicks and reminisce about being teenagers ourselves. We were supposed to proselytize, evangelize the Word of Unresticted Data, sing the Gospel of Freedom of Information, and instead we languish in obscurity with neither the capacity or desire to spread knowledge. Opinionated wordcels all. At least scron contributes retard chemhack chemistry. He keeps the flame alive.

    The rest of us have lost our way. Lost our purpose. We are the reason, in the end, that Jeff ended totse. He saw what his community had become: a dive bar for retards with no interest in the principles he built the BBS around. He would have been as willing to weather the legal threats that befell him as he had been for the preceding 20 years if he felt there was something there worth fighting for. We smothered it. A mass of retarded bodies, contributing nothing of value.
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  14. #14
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Disregarding the techbro subset of this forum (who are knowledgeable!), scron is more a totsean than any 3 users combined. The rest of the userbase consists of sad, stunted beings who bring nothing of value.
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  15. #15
    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    the worst part is i'm a fucking retard that just copy pastes shit half the time from google so tyhat means the 3 users we are combining must be REALLY fucked
  16. #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse You cant be a totsean if you werent there

    Last totsean alive my fucking asshole

    I do agree with you h8ing on the blog posts though

    Fuxking ghey

    And thats as far as i got cuz i skipped to therr and then hit sumbit on this post

    Scron is an honorary Totsean.

    As someone who registered in '04, I can assign someone that rank and it's automatically considered sanctioned.
  17. #17
    scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    cant be one if you werent there my fucking ass!
  18. #18
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai Disregarding the techbro subset of this forum (who are knowledgeable!), scron is more a totsean than any 3 users combined. The rest of the userbase consists of sad, stunted beings who bring nothing of value.

    Attakt
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  19. #19
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wish dread links worked 100% of the time
  20. #20
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Attakt

    I count myself among the "any 3 users" subset of the forum's population. I blame myself for killing totse. The highlighter thread was a turning point in totse history towards the long downward spiral of becoming a very niche social media platform.
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