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Hey, guys. I'm thirty!

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    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    Hey, I turned thirty the other day. I'm still here chillin. I still got lil ol' lil tiny with me. We out chea! No I'm not suicidal... I just want some time to take this in. I'm trying-doing my best to keep the narrative going, I'm not trying to bird dog anybody, I'm just trying to get work done. Maybe I'll step out this weekend. Be safe!
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    Banana Muffin Mix Tuskegee Airman [your disgracefully climbable neckwear]
    I am also thirsty
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Folks?
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    Wow congrats, you made it through adolescence to manhood, it's time to spend your weekends washing your car on the driveway, mowing the lawn and tinkering in your garage until your wife allows you back in the house.
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    If you're kidney aren't fucked yet ur doing well?
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    30 is the age where you can openly take a little girl out and claim to be her father without raising suspiscions.
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    30 is an age for intense introspection.
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    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    I'm trying to fuck up dat nigga Jerry.
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    You're not 30 unless you turned 30 in jail.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 30 is an age for intense introspection.

    how intense
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    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how intense

    Intensely intense, with intensity.
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