2023-03-29 at 6:43 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
folks her sister is my friend's girlfriend and baby mama and I think she is so motherfucking beautiful. We was kickin it last night I haven't showered in ilke five days and drunk, and she and I talkin and she asked me if I ever been with a black girl
idfk why but I said yes I should have said no but I am always too honest So anyway, I give it a couple minutes and say what you on for tomorrow night, nada, I was like cool, you wanna let me take you out for dinner, we can go get high, walk, come back here, kick it, etc
She said yeah here add me on facebook where I Get teh most bizarre name I ever had a black girl tell me is her name, without any registration on my face she says "I'm not ghetto" i was like 'o i am' and she smiled. I was also free balin in some basketball shorts and whenever I stood up her eyes became glued to my penis. which wasn't even hard.
Very excited to pump her large rump with as much as I can spit out my Bradstick :) Oh and she lives far as fuck away and is here visiting till friday, so i'm thinking perfect this is an awesome opportunity to create Half Non White dependents and make a friend for life.
I asked her if she ever been with a white man and she said no and then smiled looking at my eyes. Her eyes are darkest black and she was honest with me that her dreadlocks aint real and then let me touch her real hair.
I'mma try to give her the nickname candy rain because she sweet and i met her when it was raining outside, but really, I Just think all black girls look like candyrein and all black males look like a slightly varrying tupac, she's a little heavier than Candy tho which is my preference
I hate racism but this is a fact
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Gonna have a good day y'all
2023-03-29 at 6:48 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
I'll be honest with you, Idk how I picked up some clean 27 year old black girl who came out to ask me for a cigarette when I was kickin it with her sister and my boy, dirty, disheleveled, I haven't shaved in probably three weeks, I put a spritz of cologne on here or there but five days is a long time not to shower, AT ONE POINT i felt ashamed at my current state and told her MR Rodgers dont normally be looking like shit (I had to go do some work last night and was dressed in a black sweatsuit that straight up looks like you are up to some work)
I figure fuck it, let's go get a bottle of Henny, let's go to the nice Sushi or the nice burger place, let's go get some meth and let's see how wide and deep I can stretch her :)
I intend to ask her if I need a condom and if the answer is no, try to fill her up in everyway I can think up. TONIGHT!
Plus I kinda like her and she's my neighbor's sister. Oh my boy's girlfriend is also the unit 4 down in my complex
2023-03-29 at 6:53 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
so now I'mma do a load of laundry, pick out the cleanest outfit I have, shaved my head and face except for the goatee, do 20 push ups cuz ngl kinda excited to fuck thick candy and put my nicest dress clothes on, the tiny bottle of the best cologne I've ever smelled from Versache or Gucci or some shit and mentally prepare myself for the offering I am going to bless their race with (my penis and creampies, also a kind friendly man who all bullshit aside does want a wife that is different from my people)
2023-03-29 at 6:55 PM UTC
A lot of black girls have a thing for trashy white boys. The last black chick i banged wanted me to punch her and call her nigger, but she also gave me herpes so there were pros and cons.
Anyway good luck to you bradley and may your ropes be plentiful
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Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
I already jacked off twice today thinking about and i think i've been awake for like an hour. It's not gonna be a big cummer day for me because I want to go the distance and that's only possible when the carts almost empty to start the trip.
Probably still gonna come a lot because idk if u have it like this, but God gave me vast reserves that with my hand I cannot seem to deplete but the dark pussy can and do.
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
I love interracial creampies.
2023-03-29 at 7:01 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
ngl imma go look at her facebook and jack off some more.
2023-03-29 at 7:02 PM UTC
I need to find a supplement stack to increase my load volume bc its been prettylackluster as of late and i do like to admire my handiwork
2023-03-29 at 7:06 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
already texted her "Good morning. I realize it's 230 but I feel like you might be sleeping in too. HMU when you get up and let's figure out tonight's adventure."
I talk White as fuck but hey if you're a horny non white girl (or dude, i'll be honest) and you ever masturbated to Saving Private Ryan or American History X you're gonna love it. Haha.
Also after ejaculating into these wonderful beautiful people I ask them, "When did you first feel attracted to white men?"
The answer always gives me a boner because when they give the answer to that, they mind already there and wow there I am with a nice sized erection as they're explaining to a white guy how white men make them white. I aint no stupid ass cracker, I read the 48 Laws of Power, Mastery, Art of Seduction (Robert Greene) I know what I am doing and I am doing it to my best.
2023-03-29 at 7:09 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
I"ll be 100 with yall i was so excited I went to sleep erect, woke up erect, kinda am now despite busting 3 times already
My family motto is: WORK HARD STAY HARD i wish my family had a family crest so I could change Loyalty or Honor or whatever gay shit everyone has on they little herald shield bullshit (its a white ppl thing) with WORK HARD STAY HARD and my first name because all of my descendents will understand this is not a family thing, it's a motherfuckin me thing
2023-03-29 at 7:12 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
and if she gives me that pussy, mane, that's gone be a long night
I mean she stares at my dick and wants to hang out without her sister and her brother and when they all was leaving ,she hung back until her sister said No Cherise (sur-eese, not sure of spelling) You coming and we smiled at one another and agreed on tomorrow without everyone else.
2023-03-29 at 11:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
I'll be honest with you, Idk how I picked up some clean 27 year old black girl who came out to ask me for a cigarette when I was kickin it with her sister and my boy, dirty, disheleveled, I haven't shaved in probably three weeks, I put a spritz of cologne on here or there but five days is a long time not to shower,
lesson in biology:
a dirty, unshaven White man is equilvalent to a clean shaven black man.
this is because a black man is only 3/5th of a white man.
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2023-03-30 at 3:40 PM UTC
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