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  1. #21
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny at least hes ethical enough to refuse going to the brothel to access 14 year olds.

  2. #22
    Originally posted by Meikai he is a cambodian twink named voan vuthy (possibly "van vuthy" im not sure which is correct). he currently works with his 14 year old brother as a "tour guide" by day, and gay prostitute by night. putting his broken english to use as a guide, his job is mainly inviting tourists to his pimp's jungle compound so they can shoot an RPG at a cow for $20 (he receives a 2.5% cut for every sale, but he's so bad at speaking english he mostly relies on his night job to survive). he's also responsible for cleaning up the mess on the rare occasion someone actually understands him and takes him up on the offer, and manually inseminating the cows on his pimp's estate so there's a constant supply of targets.

    when his day is done, he's bussed into Krong Siem Reap along with his little brother and sold off for $2 a pop at the brothel his pimp owns. i'm not gonna go into detail on this because i'm not a pedophile, but suffice it to say vinny is a piece of shit for letting his pimp take advantage of his own baby brother like this. actually fucking disgusted when i learned about it, which is why im fine with dropping his dox. fuck him.
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  3. #23
    Kafka sweaty
    I'm never getting a breast reduction. I used to like hiding them and sometimes still do because I'd rather people focus on my face and it just seemed unnecessary to wear push up bras. But the bar in my arm made them bigger so they're perfect now and you shouldn't just discard perfection. The point is I'm not going to change myself to fit a pedo's ideal when I already am the ideal for a majority.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm never getting a breast reduction. I used to like hiding them and sometimes still do because I'd rather people focus on my face and it just seemed unnecessary to wear push up bras. But the bar in my arm made them bigger so they're perfect now and you shouldn't just discard perfection. The point is I'm not going to change myself to fit a pedo's ideal when I already am the ideal for a majority.

    Post cup size

    liking flat chests is not pedo, you probably just have ugly tits and are jealous of smaller chested girls
  5. #25
    Kafka sweaty
    guess

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  6. #26
    idk like a C something maybe 1 D. I can't say for certain without seeing some areola.

    Once you get past a B cup you run the risk of lopsidedness or misshappen titties which bras hide. Many times I have removed a brazzeire and seen some wild lop sided pancake titties fall out of the cups so a picture of a bra really only gives you a general idea on the size and nothing else

    there are many other characteristics that go into the "final score"
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  7. #27
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kafka guess


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  8. #28
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Ember McLain idk like a C something maybe 1 D. I can't say for certain without seeing some areola.

    Once you get past a B cup you run the risk of lopsidedness or misshappen titties which bras hide. Many times I have removed a brazzeire and seen some wild lop sided pancake titties fall out of the cups so a picture of a bra really only gives you a general idea on the size and nothing else

    there are many other characteristics that go into the "final score"

    You guessed right, 36C. I had to Google what areola means so it's strange you know that.
  9. #29
    yes... strange..I have a thing for MASSIVE areolas , also known as pancake nipples

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I like em all. Flat chest small nipples to big ol' titties with massive areolas.

    Originally posted by Ghost 5 or more of various sizes in totally random spots on her body and you call up a new one when you get bored of the placement of the last one and there is also an option to save your favorites so you can go back to that one that had 10 on one part of her leg like a giant tumor growth but they all were engorged and shoot milk

    kinda like a cow udder or the under side of a mom cat but if it was smaller and attached to a humanoid

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood LINK

    i like pancake tits and nipples big areolas

    what are her areolas like
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    post a sideview of your tits
  11. #31
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Kafka I'm never getting a breast reduction. I used to like hiding them and sometimes still do because I'd rather people focus on my face and it just seemed unnecessary to wear push up bras. But the bar in my arm made them bigger so they're perfect now and you shouldn't just discard perfection. The point is I'm not going to change myself to fit a pedo's ideal when I already am the ideal for a majority.

    pics ho
  12. #32
    tf
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  13. #33
    Kafka sweaty
    This is what I'd wear on a date with saddle shoes.

  14. #34
    Kafka sweaty
    Mik listened to classical music and I thought it was unsettling. I like it sometimes but don't get people who listen to it a lot like he did.
  15. #35
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ember McLain tf
    '

    When he's like that you look at him with relative disinterest?
  16. #36
    Sweet African Astronaut
    I didn't read any of these posts or any of this thread, I was just popping in to say

    1. you're all gay and

    2. Kafka you are a genuine mental retard who has adopted unpleasantness as a defence mechanism against the fact that you're lame and boring as fuck, rather than actually developing any interests or skills that would make you a valuable person to talk to.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Sweet I didn't read any of these posts or any of this thread, I was just popping in to say

    1. you're all gay and

    2. Kafka you are a genuine mental retard who has adopted unpleasantness as a defence mechanism against the fact that you're lame and boring as fuck, rather than actually developing any interests or skills that would make you a valuable person to talk to.

    she has nice breasts tho, yiur juust jelly you dont get the chance to lay yiur untouchably dirty hands on them.
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  18. #38
    Originally posted by Sweet I didn't read any of these posts or any of this thread, I was just popping in to say

    1. you're all gay and

    2. Kafka you are a genuine mental retard who has adopted unpleasantness as a defence mechanism against the fact that you're lame and boring as fuck, rather than actually developing any interests or skills that would make you a valuable person to talk to.

    Kafka is the female Bill Krozby
  19. #39
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Kroz had some kind of dumpster charisma and a personality.

    Kafka is just so fundamentally uncreative and useless as a human that even her conversations with novelty generating robots are the most boring shit ever, not because of the AI but because of her.
  20. #40
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    heartworms
    sharp turns
    scars burns
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