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AIRUP water drinking system

  1. #1
    ...arrived. Full review to follow. Initial impressions...$40 fucking bucks for a $4 plastic thing?

  2. #2
    just make a thing to attach to any water bottle and a way to make your own DIY flavors and this company goes out of business lol

    Originally posted by Ember McLain infuse tea particles into microplastic particles so you just need to soak them in water & BOOM, a cuppa
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  3. #3
    Haxxor Space Nigga







    Nuff
    Said?
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Haxxor






    Nuff
    Said?

    Um no, you have to put those IN the water.

    The Air thing is an odor thing, when you take a drink you also inhale the smell/flavor...it tricks your brain into thinking you are drinking flavored water when you are only drinking pure water.

    The goal here is to drink pure water.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um no, you have to put those IN the water.

    The Air thing is an odor thing, when you take a drink you also inhale the smell/flavor…it tricks your brain into thinking you are drinking flavored water when you are only drinking pure water.

    The goal here is to drink pure water.



    what kind of man lies to himself.
  6. #6
    Isn't it just flavor "beads"

    which i'm guessing is basically just these

  7. #7
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    what kind of man lies to himself.

    ? non sequitur.

    The goal it to drink just water, this claims to deliver that option while tricking your brain into believing it's flavored water.

    Where's the lie there dummy...if it doesn't work, that's still not my lie...it's theirs.
  8. #8
    I'm gonna set it up in about 30 mins so we'll see niggas...WE'LLLLLLL SEEEE
  9. #9
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    So you've bought a gay sodastream?
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um no, you have to put those IN the water.

    The Air thing is an odor thing, when you take a drink you also inhale the smell/flavor…it tricks your brain into thinking you are drinking flavored water when you are only drinking pure water.

    The goal here is to drink pure water.

    inhaling volatiles is not "pure water" lmao you can't trick the brain. YOur brain is responding to the chemicals you are HUFFING
    fucking junkies


    literally just this but with flavorings instead of xylene KEK

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man TIME TO PASS THE TINE WIF HUFFING THE OL METH PRECURSORS, LOL!.

    EX WHY LENE SMELLS SOOOOO GOOOOD (PEPPLE IN THE ALLEY NEAR ME)
    "WHAT THE FUCK SMELLS LIKE SPRAY PAINT??"
    *me sittinf tbere inhaling deeply from a skippy jar*

    JESUS LOVES ME HE LOVES ME A BUNCH CUZ HE ALWAYS PUTS EX WHY LENE IN MAH LUNCH

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  11. #11
    Originally posted by Instigator So you've bought a gay sodastream?



    No, This doesn't work in anyway like a soda stream (I already have one of those too)
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Ember McLain inhaling volatiles is not "pure water" lmao you can't trick the brain. YOur brain is responding to the chemicals you are HUFFING
    fucking junkies



    They are natural flavors in the smellums.

    ...and when you huff something it's not the same as consuming something.

    You can sniff chocolate all fucking day and you wont get fat from doing it.
  13. #13
    I already had the idea like 10 years ago of putting volatile flavorings in bottles of xylene because I found that putting a little bit of iced tea made every huff taste like tea

    even though I was never consuming any actual tea it somehow was transfering the volatiles through the xylene fumes

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Had the best idea ever, HUFFTEA.
    Ether, xylene, chloroform, heptane, amyl nitrate in the same bottle sold at 7-11.

    While huffing out of an iced tea bottle I noticed the tea was stuck under the solvent and I could smell it every time I huffed. Its like huffing iced tea and getting drunk.

    Best idea ever "i thohgjt one tiNe wouldnt hurt"
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    They are natural flavors in the smellums.

    also known as chemicals



    The difference between a bottle of GRAPE FLAVORING and grapes... oh wait there is none except for about 100 random volatile chemicals VS methyl anthrilicate

    go ahead find me a natural grape flavor that doesn't taste like this




  15. #15
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ? non sequitur.

    The goal it to drink just water, this claims to deliver that option while tricking your brain into believing it's flavored water.

    Where's the lie there dummy…if it doesn't work, that's still not my lie…it's theirs.

    just learn to like the sensation of cold/warm water gushing down your throat.

    i find people who need to trick themselves into enjoying the things they consume cringy.

    this is kinda like smoking menthol ciggarettes or drinking sweetened coffee and tea.

    ita just very homosexual to me.

    that is all.
  16. #16
    I enjoy drinking water as I frequently abuse drugs and am in a near constant state of borderline dehydration and could drink dirty murk water with bugs in it and probably still enjoy it as my body is fucking dying screaming out for another sip

    bruh they shit in that pond


    if anyone needs to trick their brain into enjoying something it's these nogs LMAO

    Send money to feed Africans? THEY LOOK PRETTY FED TO ME

  17. #17
    Here it is girlfriends...

    IT WORKS! WHAT AN AMAZING SUCCESS.

    YAS KWEEN....watermelon flavored water but no, it's just PURE water!

    I can almost here my kidneys say "eh up lad, wot the fuck is this? since when do we consume PURE water???"

    Since now bitches!!! I'll say back.

    So it works as in it does take like watermelon though obviously not sweet and somewhat "weak"...still I just drank 22oz of PURE water which is 22oz more than I've drank in the last millenia!.



    I'll give it a 6 out of 10.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is kinda like smoking menthol ciggarettes or drinking sweetened coffee and tea.

    People don't do this to trick themselves into liking anything, most people like both. Only retards don't like black coffee. I like black coffee. I dont sweeten it as I am not a big sweet head, I just put whitener innit because I like white things and am a fat fuck that likes a good cream coffee. Robusta (my preferred bean) is actually MUCH better black and sometimes I chug the leftover of a cold pot of it and find it to be delicious

    menthol is psychoactive. IT's banned in cigs here and I don't like it with vaping but I still think menthol cigs are cool



    the reason black people smoke them is because they like to get EXTRA fucked up
    abusing drugs is cool get on my level
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson YAS KWEEN….watermelon flavored water but no, it's just PURE water!

    You are huffing chemicals

  20. #20
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i find people who need to trick themselves into enjoying the things they consume cringy.

    Um it's medical thing dumbo...kidneys working at 74% doc has told me I need to drink PURE water (not flavored water etc). I am not "tricking" myself into ENJOYING water...it's still a chore to consume, just less of a chore.
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