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  1. #21
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead There is no bad light you could possibly put OMG under. One time, he got white girl wasted and buttchugged a 40, which some of you may remember him bragging about–what I don't think anyone knows, is the very next day at work, OMG walked up to our manager and told him all about it.
    I watched it happen, and was like "why the fuck would you tell our boss you buttchugged a 40???"

    I could barely remember why he took them down, so I was really just filling in the blanks in my memory with how I'd act. A sensitive soul such as myself might take videos of a dearly departed friend off the internet because of this, y'know? "In Memoriam: OMGPLZDNTBAN" with a picture of him and a bottle of OE dangling from his asshole doesn't meet my Sensitive Soul™ "somber & respectful" requirements for remembering the dead. He'd probably call me a fag for saying that tho.
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  2. #22
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what kind of pussy knives do you make ?

    do you forge them like real men or do you just ground them down to shape like women and trans.

    We made both types. Mostly grinding tranny knives, though. Shit's easier, but we only got into it because I was curious about heat treating steel for bigger and better projects--the fact we made some knives along the way is just a bonus. We made a few really cool knives, I'll let poast figure out uploading pics. He owes me that much, after his dad used carny tricks to walk off with the nicest knife I made.
    His dad deserves it for the hustle, but damn if I wasn't salty in how he worked the conversation and basically told me I gave it to him while thanking me.

    But the knives were a stepping stone towards building 38mm flare launchers, and those are a stepping stone in metalworking that's all going towards making my wife's grave marker. If I was smart, I'd have just sent the 3d designs to a machinist shop, but I'm dumb and after a half assed Google search, realized conventional grave marker suppliers don't offer much creativity and I'm like $10k in the hole learning skills some people spend their entire life honing just to leave a sign that my wife existed and was great. And odds are some tweaker's gonna steal it and melt it down for scrap. Such is life, amirite?

    Originally posted by Meikai I'm HTS

    LMAO, can't believe you never switched names and built a new reputation. It's been over a decade, and you're still the guy that got a hilighter stuck in his ass. You're the living embodiment of OMG telling me "can't live it down gotta live it up."
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  3. #23
    Originally posted by Meikai I could barely remember why he took them down, so I was really just filling in the blanks in my memory with how I'd act. A sensitive soul such as myself might take videos of a dearly departed friend off the internet because of this, y'know? "In Memoriam: OMGPLZDNTBAN" with a picture of him and a bottle of OE dangling from his asshole doesn't meet my Sensitive Soul™ "somber & respectful" requirements for remembering the dead. He'd probably call me a fag for saying that tho.

    Surprisingly, OMG wasn't really the type to call anyone a fag. His sense of humor was self deprecating, and he rarely said anything bad or mean about anyone else. He'd probably call you a fag in a loving way.
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  4. #24
    Poast Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what kind of pussy knives do you make?

    https://imgur.com/a/bdcLenp

    Do you make shit? Let’s see what you got bro.

    Thanks to everyone else for the kind words. Happy to see old faces although it’s hard to keep track of who’s who. Is Tinychat still a thing?
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  5. #25
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    LOL, can those fire actual 30mm grenades
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  6. #26
    Originally posted by aldra LOL, can those fire actual 30mm grenades

    They fire 38mm rounds. Military uses 40mm, so it's 2mm between fun and felony. So long as I don't rifle the barrels and avoid loading anything designed to be shot at a person, we're gold.
    If I wanted to kiss the ATF's ass, I could register them as destructive devices, and mill/rifle out those extra 2mm and load some buckshot or shards of glass if I so wanted to. God knows where I'd find a 40mm grenade, but it'd be legal to shoot some out of it if I registered it with the ATF. But me and Poast are happy launching fireworks for now.
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  7. #27
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead LMAO, can't believe you never switched names and built a new reputation. It's been over a decade, and you're still the guy that got a hilighter stuck in his ass. You're the living embodiment of OMG telling me "can't live it down gotta live it up."

    I'm actually the GIRL that got a highlighter stuck in my ass now.

    *sigh*

    Yeah I'm still the guy who got a highlighter stuck in my ass.
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  8. #28
    Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead We made both types. Mostly grinding tranny knives, though. Shit's easier, but we only got into it because I was curious about heat treating steel for bigger and better projects–the fact we made some knives along the way is just a bonus. We made a few really cool knives, I'll let poast figure out uploading pics. He owes me that much, after his dad used carny tricks to walk off with the nicest knife I made.
    His dad deserves it for the hustle, but damn if I wasn't salty in how he worked the conversation and basically told me I gave it to him while thanking me.

    But the knives were a stepping stone towards building 38mm flare launchers, and those are a stepping stone in metalworking that's all going towards making my wife's grave marker. If I was smart, I'd have just sent the 3d designs to a machinist shop, but I'm dumb and after a half assed Google search, realized conventional grave marker suppliers don't offer much creativity and I'm like $10k in the hole learning skills some people spend their entire life honing just to leave a sign that my wife existed and was great. And odds are some tweaker's gonna steal it and melt it down for scrap. Such is life, amirite?

    those knives and guns look nice but why would you want a grave marker that rusts ?
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  9. #29
    Originally posted by Poast https://imgur.com/a/bdcLenp

    Do you make shit? Let’s see what you got bro.

    Thanks to everyone else for the kind words. Happy to see old faces although it’s hard to keep track of who’s who. Is Tinychat still a thing?

    nice.

    i wish i could do cool shits like these but my rented house is too small and crowded for anything strong and masculine like a forge or a furnace.
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  10. #30
    Poast Houston
    Who’s the tranny now?
  11. #31
    Alice Yung Blood
    ME

    (I used to be known as Malice)
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  12. #32
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Alice ME

    (I used to be known as Malice)

    Welcome back.

    Your Austrian school "economic philosophers" are still nothing more but a gang of rent gouging kikes.

    Better go run around Berkeley in your klan robes again.
  13. #33
    Alice Yung Blood
    I had the full mental break where there is no facet of my personality left , just these hairy legs and dark skin

    *Does a kickflip and skates off into the sunset*
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Poast Who’s the tranny now?

    dont be transphobic.
  15. #35
    i got myself a hand pumped gasoline torch to melt alumimum cans but it wasnt strong and masculine enough to get the job done.

    i felt weak and efffiminated.
  16. #36
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I am so confused. Is that really malice?
  17. #37
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's scron
  18. #38
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra it's scron

    Ok that checks out. I was like why would malice talk about triangoism.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny those knives and guns look nice but why would you want a grave marker that rusts ?

    Grave marker is going to be brass, just need hardened steel for tooling. Working my way up to a full melt, which has me a little sketched out. But I have all the materials to get it done as soon as I find time and a place to do it.
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  20. #40
    Alice Yung Blood
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont be transphobic.

    no, we need to accelerate harder

    that means more trannies, more tranny hate


    Originally posted by Incessant Ok that checks out. I was like why would malice talk about triangoism.

    who's malice


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