Yo, no cooking section?

2017-05-18 at 8:50 PM UTC

#81

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by fag I'm not the one responding to sarcasm with hostility numb nutz.

I'm still not sure what a gallon of oatmeal is, liquids come in gallons.

Find a gallon container. Make sure it's empty and dry. Fill it with oatmeal. Pour into a larger container. Fill the gallon container with oatmeal again. Pour it into the other container. /recipe

2017-05-18 at 8:53 PM UTC

#82

snab_snib African Astronaut

i make trail biscuits with oatmeal, wheat germ, nuts, and water. just make the oatmeal with the water and add the chopped nuts and then keep adding wheat germ until it's a fucking dough. a stiff dough. then form them or put them into muffin tins or something and bake them until the outside is dry. they don't taste very exciting or flavorful but last forever, are very dense, and are pretty nutritious.

2017-05-18 at 8:59 PM UTC

#83

fag Houston

You should add flax seed and dried cranberries.

2017-05-18 at 9:23 PM UTC

#84

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by fag I'm not the one responding to sarcasm with hostility numb nutz.

I'm still not sure what a gallon of oatmeal is, liquids come in gallons.

If we grind the oatmeal up ever so finely, and blow gas through it in just the right way we can have it act as a non-newtonian fluid. We could then have a gallon of it.

2017-05-18 at 9:30 PM UTC

#85

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Is it really that unfathomable of a concept to fill two gallon containers full of dry oats or are you fuckers just being cheeky?

2017-05-18 at 10:09 PM UTC

#86

Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

Originally posted by mmQ Is it really that unfathomable of a concept to fill two gallon containers full of dry oats or are you fuckers just being cheeky?

I was just being cheeky.

2017-05-18 at 10:16 PM UTC

#87

mmQ Lisa Turtle

2017-05-19 at 12:43 AM UTC

#88

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Maybe I'll bless you peasants with the Darth Beaver stuffed flank steak of the month in June if the mood strikes your Lord and Master.

2017-05-19 at 12:45 AM UTC

#89

bling bling Dark Matter

Originally posted by bling bling #rich nigga shit

2017-05-19 at 1:01 AM UTC

#90

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by snab_snib who implied that? you.

"exceedingly far up my own ass" is like your entire posting gimmick.

2017-05-19 at 1:03 AM UTC

#91

snab_snib African Astronaut

Originally posted by Lanny "exceedingly far up my own ass" is like your entire posting gimmick.

says lanny, a known faggot

2017-05-19 at 1:03 AM UTC

#92

Lanny Bird of Courage

yes

2017-05-23 at 12:24 PM UTC

#93

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by fag I broke my dads hand when he punched me in the face hahahahlololololol. You see, your pointer and index finger are both supported by the bones in your forearm when punching. Your ring and pinky have no support and are smaller bones so when impact occurs they are easily broken.

i've had people break their hand when punching me about 4 times now. its always fucking hilarious the day after a fight to see the other dude with his hand in plaster.

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2017-05-23 at 12:53 PM UTC

#94

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

breh you fucked up in the very first step where cut the chicken up before you fried it. What you have to do is get a pan on the high end of medium high heat, put a decent amount of oil in there, and once it's heated you throw the thawed chicken on there and cook for like 4 minutes on one side, flip it, cook 4 minutes on the other side, then depending on thickness you may need to flip again and cook a few more minutes. Then take it off and let it cool for 5 minutes THEN slice it up. This method of cooking traps the juices and shit inside it so it's a lot better. Don't poke it with a fork or cut it at all during the cooking process either to check it it's done, this will allow the juices to escape.

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