I need a lawyer

1. 2023-03-21 at 11:32 PM UTC

   #1
   kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
   I gotta get to work
2. 2023-03-21 at 11:34 PM UTC

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   Ebele Obasanjo Yung Blood
   I go happy well well to represent you for court if you go fit pay me my money for front. My normal fee na $1000 US dollars. Thank you as you take think about this offer.
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3. 2023-03-21 at 11:40 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   per hour or per day
4. 2023-03-21 at 11:48 PM UTC

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   Ebele Obasanjo Yung Blood

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny per hour or per day

   
   Na just small payment wey you go pay for front so I go fit start to do work for you. The price for my time go depend on how long the case go take and wetin I go do. Normally I charge only $80 per hour, e no too cost for person wey get my qualifications. I get JD for Harvard Law School and for University of Lagos, I also work as lawyer for Naija for 5 years before I comot come United States. I no sabi for which state 'kick' dey but the $1000 wey you give me go take care of my transport expenses and I fit use am apply for pro hac vice so I fit practice for their local court.
5. 2023-03-22 at 3:20 AM UTC

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   kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
   My Mother in law just passed, and I gotta get to work so I can have a life. I don't necessarily mind probation, but it's starting to rob other people at this point.
6. 2023-03-22 at 3:26 AM UTC

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   kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
   No red pills
7. 2023-03-22 at 3:39 AM UTC

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   Ebele Obasanjo Yung Blood

   Originally posted by kick No red pills

   
   Oh sorry, no wahala. If I fit help am, I no dey take people wey dey use drugs as clients. I believe say drug use dey against di Holy Spirit wey all of us get from birth, and I no go like help person like you to continue for your wicked ways.
8. 2023-03-22 at 8:19 AM UTC

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   kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]

   Originally posted by Ebele Obasanjo Oh sorry, no wahala. If I fit help am, I no dey take people wey dey use drugs as clients. I believe say drug use dey against di Holy Spirit wey all of us get from birth, and I no go like help person like you to continue for your wicked ways.

   
   Look, skul... I'm trying to go to work.
9. 2023-03-22 at 8:21 AM UTC

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   Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston
   Don't try
   
   DO
10. 2023-03-22 at 8:25 AM UTC

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    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]

    Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Don't try
    
    DO

    
    Look, Scron... Not everybody has to smoke meth to get ready for work, Son.
11. 2023-03-22 at 8:28 AM UTC

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    Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston
    Fuckin.... Can't post a good thread... Fuckin... Shitty fake mental illness... Fuckin cry harding about other users... This isnt TOTSE this is facebook.. fuckin... Oh wait ... You got banned from Facebook .. fuckin... Wild shit yo
12. 2023-03-22 at 8:33 AM UTC

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    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    Niggas turning this into a [revolving door] math problem.
13. 2023-03-22 at 8:40 AM UTC

    #13
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    I feel like I'm caught in a pyramid scheme.
14. 2023-03-22 at 8:45 AM UTC

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    Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston
    You are. Pyramid gonna crush your fucking skull. Triangles forever 📐
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15. 2023-03-22 at 8:46 AM UTC

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    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]

    Originally posted by Cly Fona used to smoke crack and watch sbtb after work.

    
    This is the shit dreams are made of
16. 2023-03-22 at 9:07 AM UTC

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17. 2023-04-05 at 10:28 AM UTC

    #17
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    No circuses today guys.
18. 2023-04-05 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #18
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    https://niggasin.space/post/1709648
19. 2023-04-05 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #19
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    No, I do not want any non-human [animals].
20. 2023-04-05 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #20
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    No circuses.