What are you thinking about....

1. 2023-03-21 at 11:41 AM UTC

   #18661
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I had a friend who used to go on about how funny Tim & Eric was but I just never got it to the point where it made me angry
   
   I even watched it on acid once but it was even more awkward and less funny, the pauses felt like they went on for forever
2. 2023-03-21 at 11:41 AM UTC

   #18662
   

   Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston
   I'm not stupid enough to not comply with someone that's trained to use force and violence on me if I disobey. Cops are usually pretty chill with me for this reason at least at first because I am not some emotional psycho wigging out
   
   I got swarmed by police for domestic battery type shit they thought I was beating the shit out of my gf, she had a black eye but because she was flailing and going nuts she ended up getting taken down to the station while I was let go because she couldn't articulate against my claim that I was simply defending myself and never "attacked" her (which is basically what happened)
   
   Other times I have been tripping on benzos and didn't know why I was being arrested so I responded by fucking attacking them which seemed like a good idea at the time but once I was on the floor bleeding with my head kicked in I started to realize, STARTED I still attacked them twice after that until I sobered up and then had no memory of attacking them and called them lying faggots that attacked me in my home and dragged me to jail literally in my underwear
3. 2023-03-21 at 11:43 AM UTC

   #18663
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Other times I have been tripping on benzos and didn't know why I was being arrested so I responded by fucking attacking them which seemed like a good idea at the time but once I was on the floor bleeding with my head kicked in I started to realize, STARTED I still attacked them twice after that until I sobered up and then had no memory of attacking them and called them lying faggots that attacked me in my home and dragged me to jail literally in my underwear

   
   the negro experience
4. 2023-03-21 at 11:43 AM UTC

   #18664
   

   Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston

   Originally posted by aldra I had a friend who used to go on about how funny Tim & Eric was but I just never got it to the point where it made me angry
   
   I even watched it on acid once but it was even more awkward and less funny, the pauses felt like they went on for forever

   
   I find them very hit or miss
   
   
   
   
5. 2023-03-21 at 11:45 AM UTC

   #18665
   Kafka sweaty
   It says my dad is with me, I have a guardian angel and I'm not safe.
   
   
6. 2023-03-21 at 11:47 AM UTC

   #18666
   

   Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Houston
   is that a butthplug
7. 2023-03-21 at 11:49 AM UTC

   #18667
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   no it's an anus acorn
8. 2023-03-21 at 11:57 AM UTC

   #18668
   

   Sweet African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra I had a friend who used to go on about how funny Tim & Eric was but I just never got it to the point where it made me angry
   
   I even watched it on acid once but it was even more awkward and less funny, the pauses felt like they went on for forever

   
   Lol T&E isn't a show that would go well with acid at all tbh. It is a weed type show for sure.
   
   As far as "getting" it, I won't be one of those gay guys who says "you're not supposed to get it bro" or whatever, that's actually the retard take on T&E, the people just pretending to like it but who don't actually understand what funny thing is happening.
   
   It is better understood as supra-archetypal "post-current-state" meta comedy.
   
   It is similar to like deepfriedmemes or something. Imagine if you just deep fried the shit out of some subject til there was no more idea left and it was all fry. Just a unique curly crisp shaped by the husk of what was originally there. Doesn't matter that there's no shrimp left in there.
9. 2023-03-21 at 12:02 PM UTC

   #18669
   WellHung Black Hole
   My upcoming trip to Papua New Guinea
10. 2023-03-21 at 12:08 PM UTC

    #18670
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by WellHung My upcoming trip to Papua New Guinea

    
    Are you going to join a cannibal tribe?
11. 2023-03-21 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #18671
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Sweet Lol T&E isn't a show that would go well with acid at all tbh. It is a weed type show for sure.
    
    As far as "getting" it, I won't be one of those gay guys who says "you're not supposed to get it bro" or whatever, that's actually the retard take on T&E, the people just pretending to like it but who don't actually understand what funny thing is happening.
    
    It is better understood as supra-archetypal "post-current-state" meta comedy.
    
    It is similar to like deepfriedmemes or something. Imagine if you just deep fried the shit out of some subject til there was no more idea left and it was all fry. Just a unique curly crisp shaped by the husk of what was originally there. Doesn't matter that there's no shrimp left in there.

    
    I dunno, I get that it's supposed to be awkward for its own sake but I don't get why that's funny or entertaining, why anyone would want to watch that
12. 2023-03-21 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #18672
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka 1 Tesco Smoked Lardons 200G £2.70 £2.70
    Substitutions: Off

    
    I had to google what a "lardon" was.
13. 2023-03-21 at 12:38 PM UTC

    #18673
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had to google what a "lardon" was.

    
    It's part of a recipe for Romanian potatoes, one of the few things I cook. It's just baby potatoes, bacon lardons, red onion, garlic and mixed herbs.
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    • Jiggaboo_Johnson
14. 2023-03-21 at 12:41 PM UTC

    #18674
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka It's part of a recipe for Romanian potatoes, one of the few things I cook. It's just baby potatoes, bacon lardons, red onion, garlic and mixed herbs.

    
    Those taters sound yum. Post the recipe if you would...do you precook the taters a bit?
15. 2023-03-21 at 12:48 PM UTC

    #18675
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Those taters sound yum. Post the recipe if you would…do you precook the taters a bit?

    
    I boil the potatoes, fry everything else, then put the potatoes in the frying pan with everything else.
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    • Jiggaboo_Johnson
16. 2023-03-21 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #18676
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka I boil the potatoes, fry everything else, then put the potatoes in the frying pan with everything else.

    
    I might get the stuff to make some this weekend.
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    • Kafka
17. 2023-03-21 at 1:18 PM UTC

    #18677
    WellHung Black Hole
    Unlike Tara, my baby is a light eater.
18. 2023-03-21 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #18678
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I might get the stuff to make some this weekend.

    
    dont forget the maxipads
19. 2023-03-21 at 1:28 PM UTC

    #18679
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont forget the maxipads

    
    That was marginally funny Vincent. I know you can do a lot better.
20. 2023-03-21 at 1:28 PM UTC

    #18680
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont forget the maxipads

    
    Don't worry, I'll get around to noodles and rice at some point.