Yo, no cooking section?

1. 2017-05-18 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #61
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Carbs are delicious though, fag.
2. 2017-05-18 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #62
   

   fag Houston
   Smoking has corrupted my taste buds.
3. 2017-05-18 at 5:31 PM UTC

   #63
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Recipes are fake

   
   there's an element of truth in this. people that see the greater truth of food and have achieved gastronomic transcendence realize that there are no recipes, only higher-order algorithms dictating the theoretical properties of a 'good dish', which is a pure form that exists not as a thing-in-itself but as daemon, that, although numinous, the consequences of whose laws we must obey in order to perform successfully this mystery called 'cooking'. for then we will have pierced the veil and achieved enlightenment, when we can look at a radish and know that although it seems to be a separate object from a tomato, all that we know of it and use to distinguish it are actually mere conditionals that preface the proposition - to be. the radish, the tomato, and myself, are all inextricable elements of a BBQ sauce, and yet, none of our composite substance is essential to 'BBQ' sauce.
   
   Amphiboly it may be that when we come to truly know 'the recipe', we understand that we can not comprehend what it really is. In this we are tested by greater reality and forced to develop faith - ye even the faith of the prophets of old, the very same, who, unspoken in their radiance went forth into the world, blind but with wide open eyes, acting in the truth of our isomorphic idiolect where even as i ask myself, "what is truly the difference between a radish and a tomato?", the theomonic resonance inside of myself acts with the knowledge that i and the radish are one, just as the recipe, a shadow of true form, is one with the food it produces.
   
   thus also emanates the substantial world from godhead, or, 'the necessary of being and becoming'.
4. 2017-05-18 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #64
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I disagree.
5. 2017-05-18 at 7:12 PM UTC

   #65
   

   fag Houston
   If you call me a radish again I'll break your fucking face faggot.
6. 2017-05-18 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #66
   

   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by fag If you call me a radish again I'll break your fucking face faggot.

   
   you couldn't even break a rule.
   
   how could you break a bone???
7. 2017-05-18 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   radish
8. 2017-05-18 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #68
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by snab_snib there's an element of truth in this. people that see the greater truth of food and have achieved gastronomic transcendence realize that there are no recipes, only higher-order algorithms dictating the theoretical properties of a 'good dish', which is a pure form that exists not as a thing-in-itself but as daemon, that, although numinous, the consequences of whose laws we must obey in order to perform successfully this mystery called 'cooking'. for then we will have pierced the veil and achieved enlightenment, when we can look at a radish and know that although it seems to be a separate object from a tomato, all that we know of it and use to distinguish it are actually mere conditionals that preface the proposition - to be. the radish, the tomato, and myself, are all inextricable elements of a BBQ sauce, and yet, none of our composite substance is essential to 'BBQ' sauce.
   
   Amphiboly it may be that when we come to truly know 'the recipe', we understand that we can not comprehend what it really is. In this we are tested by greater reality and forced to develop faith - ye even the faith of the prophets of old, the very same, who, unspoken in their radiance went forth into the world, blind but with wide open eyes, acting in the truth of our isomorphic idiolect where even as i ask myself, "what is truly the difference between a radish and a tomato?", the theomonic resonance inside of myself acts with the knowledge that i and the radish are one, just as the recipe, a shadow of true form, is one with the food it produces.
   
   thus also emanates the substantial world from godhead, or, 'the necessary of being and becoming'.

   
   That's strangely deep, man. I just put shit together that tastes good. I'll reference a recipe at best.
9. 2017-05-18 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #69
   

   fag Houston
   I broke my dads hand when he punched me in the face hahahahlololololol. You see, your pointer and index finger are both supported by the bones in your forearm when punching. Your ring and pinky have no support and are smaller bones so when impact occurs they are easily broken.
   
   You may have figured out how to enlighten your gastro intestinal system but sarcasm seems to go over your head.
10. 2017-05-18 at 7:54 PM UTC

    #70
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    monster cookies
    
    in one dish mix together in this order
    
    4 cups sugar
    
    6 cups brown sugar
    
    1.5 lbs melted margarine
    
    18 eggs
    
    2 jars melted peanut butter
    
    1.5 tablespoons vanilla extract
    
    In a separate container:
    
    2 gallons of oatmeal
    
    4 T baking soda
    
    4 T baking powder
    
    6 cups chocolate chips
    
    8 cups m&ms
    
    POUR THE LIQUIDY SHIT INTO THE DRY SHIT AND MIX
    
    Yields 32 big ass kookies.
    
    ENJOY :D
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11. 2017-05-18 at 7:56 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12. 2017-05-18 at 8:03 PM UTC

    #72
    

    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by fag he punched me in the face hahahahlololololol.

    
    fuck off faggot
    
    

    You see, your pointer and index finger are both supported by the bones in your forearm when punching. Your ring and pinky have no support and are smaller bones so when impact occurs they are easily broken.

    
    
13. 2017-05-18 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #73
    

    fag Houston
    Why don't you fuck off since you're obviously so much better than every single person here?
14. 2017-05-18 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #74
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My recipe yields 64 cookies, not 32. Sorry about that. I guess you really could just make 32 but they would indeed be like ULTRA MEGA GODZILLA KOOKIES.
15. 2017-05-18 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #75
    

    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by fag Why don't you fuck off since you're obviously so much better than every single person here?

    
    who implied that? you.
16. 2017-05-18 at 8:20 PM UTC

    #76
    

    fag Houston
    Do I get gallons of oatmeal from the oatmeal well?
17. 2017-05-18 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #77
    

    fag Houston

    Originally posted by snab_snib who implied that? you.

    
    Naw, it was your shitty condescending attitude and inability to have civil and coherent discourse.
18. 2017-05-18 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #78
    

    snab_snib African Astronaut
    this sounds like your negative emotions and persecution complex, you'll never not feel condescended upon by anyone unless they act exactly like you or suck your dick.
    
    grow the fuck up and stop being triggered by strangers on the internet.
19. 2017-05-18 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #79
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by fag Do I get gallons of oatmeal from the oatmeal well?

    
    Sure if you have access to an oatmeal well. I just go to the grocery store or the cloaked lady on 4th avenue who sells it out of her basement.
20. 2017-05-18 at 8:47 PM UTC

    #80
    

    fag Houston
    I'm not the one responding to sarcasm with hostility numb nutz.
    
    I'm still not sure what a gallon of oatmeal is, liquids come in gallons.