What did you get your ma for Mother’s Day?

1. 2023-03-19 at 12:56 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   I got everything I know she won’t accept, Yankee candles, rose chocolates, an African mother and son statue, lottery ticket with my lucky numbers on it
   
   That shit all coming back to me 😏
2. 2023-03-19 at 1:12 AM UTC

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   Knife Yung Blood
   I took a shit on her grave
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3. 2023-03-19 at 1:16 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   That’s actually very thoughtful, you basically fertilised her 😱🫰🏼🙏🏼
4. 2023-03-19 at 1:17 AM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   I'm just giving her money in a card, struggling to decide if I should write love from or just from.
5. 2023-03-19 at 1:18 AM UTC

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   Knife Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Grylls That’s actually very thoughtful, you basically fertilised her 😱🫰🏼🙏🏼

   
   Now im gonna take a shit in your mouth too faggot
6. 2023-03-19 at 1:20 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Knife Now im gonna take a shit in your mouth too faggot

   
   Can you make sure to film this moment? It will go down in NiStory.
7. 2023-03-19 at 1:23 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Can you make sure to film this moment? It will go down in NiStory.

   
   People still use film? You must be old
   
   I’d like to see him wrap himself in film
8. 2023-03-19 at 1:24 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Grylls People still use film? You must be old
   
   I’d like to see him wrap himself in film

   
   I'm old, alright. I'm twenty-seven. That's like, old.
9. 2023-03-19 at 1:24 AM UTC

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   Knife Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Can you make sure to film this moment? It will go down in NiStory.

   
   I will stream it just for you
10. 2023-03-19 at 1:25 AM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Knife I will stream it just for you

    
    Thank you so much.
11. 2023-03-19 at 1:34 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I would give my real address out but I know you wouldn’t turn up because you’re a fruitcake
12. 2023-03-19 at 4:12 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
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13. 2023-03-19 at 4:21 AM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
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14. 2023-03-19 at 4:22 AM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    I don't want to be shallow, if I'm psycho then that means I'll never heal.
15. 2023-03-20 at 4:53 AM UTC

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    Knife Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Grylls I would give my real address out but I know you wouldn’t turn up because you’re a fruitcake

    
    I dont have a pass to visit America how about you come visit me in Germany?. I will blow you into little pieces faggot I am a ingush from the caucasus
16. 2023-03-20 at 4:56 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    only two types of people celebrate mothers days.
    
    bussiness mongers, and "men" with mommy issues.
17. 2023-03-20 at 5:01 AM UTC

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    Knife Yung Blood

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only two types of people celebrate mothers days.
    
    bussiness mongers, and "men" with mommy issues.

    
    Mothers day should be replaced with Stinky cocks days, where all women give me gifts to suck my big fat stinky cheesy cock
18. 2023-03-20 at 5:06 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Knife Mothers day should be replaced with Stinky cocks days, where all women give me gifts to suck my big fat stinky cheesy cock

    
    allegedly
19. 2023-03-20 at 3:01 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    I typically don't purchase stuff for my mother for Mother's Day 2 months in advance, ask me again in May.
20. 2023-03-20 at 3:39 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Knife Mothers day should be replaced with Stinky cocks days, where all women give me gifts to suck my big fat stinky cheesy cock

    
    ys et gots chese on et