Cabbage: The first high.

1. 2023-03-16 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #1
   CutterLegendaryNinja Houston
   Basically, IF you get just cooked cabbage it will get you drunk.
   
   I did it before it was paradise.
   
   You have to be vegan and your body stops producing hydrocholic acid, this makes COOKED vegtables digest better.
   
   I suspect that the cabbage had some sort of amphatamine chemical in it becaue my face got hot.
   
   OH remember himlaylan salt, use liberally your body makes alklaine digestive juices with it.
   
   You can add carrots too. Cook them well done.
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   • Sudo, 
   • CandyRein
2. 2023-03-16 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #2
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   il cum on ur carots fagit
3. 2023-03-17 at 2:12 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   No thanks, cabbage is poor peoples food.
4. 2023-03-17 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Corned
   
   Beef
   
   CABBAGE
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   • trippymindfuk, 
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5. 2023-03-18 at 12:25 AM UTC

   #5
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Corned
   
   Beef
   
   CABBAGE

   
   Absolutely bussin' 🔥 on god
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   • CandyRein
6. 2023-03-18 at 2:49 AM UTC

   #6
   CutterLegendaryNinja Houston

   Originally posted by trippymindfuk Absolutely bussin' 🔥 on god

   
   no no you have to be a vegan or the beef stops digestion of the cabbage
7. 2023-03-18 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #7
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja no no you have to be a vegan or the beef stops digestion of the cabbage

   
   I guess I will never enjoy the pure euphoria of cabbage 🥬 oh well there's other substances to substitute in place of it