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The most hungry I ever been in my life

  1. #1
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    le hunger

    its the most intense pain death hungering that never goes away no matter how much I eat
    no matter what I eat how disgusting or spicy

    just LE HUNGER

    I think I read about such a man once and he ended up killing himself or something idk but at this point if I was robbing a sandwich shop with a banana I would ask for a gun shaped sandwich so I coudl eat the banana and still have something gun shaped to point at them, or just eat the sandwuch and say the banana was a gun and not mention making a sandwich into a gun shape

    yeah YEAH this plans coming together

  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    I consumed about 6000 calories a day at my mom's house, she couldn't believe it, now I got a beer belly, never am hungry, I'll be honest with you I'm hungry as fuck but I'm Miami no one is open till like eleven am
  3. #3
    You 1st worlders wouldn't know hunger if it bit you on the ass and said "mmm tasty"
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    CUM

    FAMISHED
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    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    I had a thing of meat nmin the freezer for like a year now it's a pack of package lunch meat sealed so idk if that gets freezer burnt but in unscrewing unthasing it now and gonna hit up the food bank

    I got banned from welfare
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    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce I had a thing of meat nmin the freezer for like a year now it's a pack of package lunch meat sealed so idk if that gets freezer burnt but in unscrewing unthasing it now and gonna hit up the food bank

    I got banned from welfare

    Freezer burn is purely cosmetic...cook it, smother it in sauce or gravy and you'll never know the difference.
  7. #7
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    gravy lunch meat cooked in a frying pan lol honestly I might ....
  8. #8
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce I had a thing of meat nmin the freezer for like a year now it's a pack of package lunch meat sealed so idk if that gets freezer burnt but in unscrewing unthasing it now and gonna hit up the food bank

    I got banned from welfare

    I'm not reading that.
  9. #9
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    I got a thing of unopened pancake syrup on the shelf and an opened one in da fridge

    Y'all think they are any good
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce I got a thing of unopened pancake syrup on the shelf and an opened one in da fridge

    Y'all think they are any good

    with the luncheon meat you have the makings of poor mans honey baked ham.
  11. #11
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Now I know why every Canadian food bank gives you pancake mix, it's not traditional poor food ITS TO MOVE THE MAPLE SYRUP OH GOD THE MEMES ARE REAL



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson with the luncheon meat you have the makings of poor mans honey baked ham.

    I can use syrup instead of honey.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce I can use syrup instead of honey.

    yeah...hence poor man's honey baked ham

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  13. #13
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson yeah…hence poor man's honey baked ham


    Do I do honey glaze or gravey though because I have some packs of gravy I'm pretty sure

    I think that would turn out better

    It's surprising wjat you can make with nothing but a oven . I got the gf on the pantry grind now too I think it's fun cracking out

    I have almost nothing yet I'm just pulling stuff and finding stuff non stop. We are making apple brown Betty right now and ghetto hot chocolate because I want sweet things. Pancakes are probably in my immediate future

    Pantry poverty food science featuring freezer burn waffle 🧇 yes pls
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    I done similar things every once in a while...not because of poverty though...simply to empty my freezer/fridge/pantry or the same shit would sit there for YEARS.

    I'll make the decision I'm not going to buy any more groceries (except of perishables such as milk/eggs/butter/salad etc) until I've used up all or most all the stuff in the mentioned locations.

    It's been a while since I did that though...I should probably do it soon was my freezer and pantry are full...I know there is stuff in there from the 2010s..maybe some 2000s in the canned section.
  15. #15
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    FOOD DAY holy fuk

    I seriously thought they were tell me to come back in a month nah they started loading me up GOTTA LOVE CHRISTIANS MANE



    im having cookies and ice cream and faygo for BREKFAST 2

  16. #16
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    I'm already overdosing on sugar hard
  17. #17
    Is that from the food bank?
  18. #18
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    YEAH i got hooked up fat

    I finally put away the frozen, holy fuck I got a lot of stuffs
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce Fuck they gave me soulvaki and all kinda of stuff there was some mystery meat the guy said one is chicken the other was..veal?? I grabbed 2 chicken 1 veal. I was gonna do sausage gnocchi for dinner
    Now I have no idea . I also got a lot of bread

    I grabbed a raisin bread bu accident maybe there's something I can do with that


    I ate an entire row of halloween cookies, eating oreos now. Holy fuck food bank saved my fat ass this month from running out of amphetamines like I did I have been sleeping/eating non stop for days

    THE SUGAR RUSH this is most awake and productive ive been in a week I NEED STIMULANTS THE COFFEE AINT CUTTING IT
    I NEED SUGAR AND SWEEET THINGS OR LITERAL AMPHETAMINES ONE OF THOSE OR I AM USELESS FOR ANYTHING BUT SEASONAL MURDER

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    How does the food bank work there? do you have to "prove" somehow you are needy or do you just walk in a say "gimme the scoff cunt"
  20. #20
    When I first came to the US and was dirt poor we went to a Mrs Baird's bread outlet here in Houston that used to sell stuff close to or passed it's sell by date.

    They'd have bags of cake items, like zingers, powdered donuts, twinkies etc tied up for $3 each...you'd get a shit load in there too...It was kind of a surprise what you got in the bag as it was always random but a bag full of cakes for $3 kept me alive for quite a while.
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