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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I got an LG v60 thinq with a dual screen case.
    I love it but I needed a new phone.

    They don't make dual screen phones anymore because it's too smart.

    I sure as duck dont want a folding single screen phone.
    Fuck that.

    What phone you got?
  2. #2
    take picture of your phone leaning against your penis
  3. #3
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    pay phone nigga
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  5. #5
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Sorry FBI,

    Not today...



    Sincerely
    Instigator
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Instigator Sorry FBI,

    Not today…



    Sincerely
    Instigator

    It's never today when you have one of these...

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
  7. #7
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Galaxy z3 fold

    I love it
  8. #8
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Instigator Sorry FBI,

    Not today…



    Sincerely
    Instigator

    Nigga you watch porn in the bathroom nobody cares what phone you use
  9. #9
    You people need to eat more fiber if you have time to watch porn or read a magazine etc in the bathroom.

    I'm in there to drop a log...in and out in less than a minute...not catch up on the latest oldje videos.
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    The one in my hand I don’t care what it is because it works
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Grylls The one in my hand I don’t care what it is because it works

    Phones not cocks dude...
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You people need to eat more fiber if you have time to watch porn or read a magazine etc in the bathroom.

    I'm in there to drop a log…in and out in less than a minute…not catch up on the latest oldje videos.

    like an F1 fuel hose.
  13. #13
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You people need to eat more fiber if you have time to watch porn or read a magazine etc in the bathroom.

    I'm in there to drop a log…in and out in less than a minute…not catch up on the latest oldje videos.

    wats oldje
  14. #14
    Originally posted by cigreting wats oldje

    Wariat's "goto" spank bank.
  15. #15
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    I smash my phone every few months so I go with cheap ones
  16. #16
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Phones not cocks dude…

    Why are you imagining cocks in my hand?
  17. #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Grylls Why are you imagining cocks in my hand?

    Just a britfag britfagging
  18. #18
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Just a britfag britfagging

    How old are you again?

    “britfag”

    Is that supposed to be an insult?

    Haha
  19. #19
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Grylls How old are you again?

    “britfag”

    Is that supposed to be an insult?

    Haha

    ⬆️Nerve hit
  20. #20
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️Nerve hit

    What do you mean?
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