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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Stinky got it for me since we are married now.
  2. #2
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    OOO CONGRTUTILATIONS GIRLFRINED
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    <Goatse>
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  4. #4
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I think I just saw a cock ring
  5. #5
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol dude that girl is gonna rip everything from you someday even if it's 40 yrs from now. That'll be even worse.

    One of the worst decisions you can make today is getting married without a prenuptial agreement made Rock solid by an expensive lawyer. I'd just assume never get married and have my own house and my bitch can have her own house.

    And any girl that scoffs at that idea isn't worth marrying.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I think I just saw a cock ring

    Nah that's his slave collar. They are just smaller and fit around the finger instead of the neck these days
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya u fuked up fonaplats, i'm happy you are gonna be on next season of lil people big world but i wouldn't have married her, do you have any pornographic photos we can see of your wife
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  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
    Stinky got it for me since we are married now.

    Bro do you need a simple gold band?
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    also you got some fat fuckin fingers
  10. #10
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
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  11. #11
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Instigator <Goatse>

    LOL that was the first thing I thought of.
  12. #12
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol dude that girl is gonna rip everything from you someday even if it's 40 yrs from now. That'll be even worse.

    One of the worst decisions you can make today is getting married without a prenuptial agreement made Rock solid by an expensive lawyer. I'd just assume never get married and have my own house and my bitch can have her own house.

    And any girl that scoffs at that idea isn't worth marrying.

    The problem is liberal judges that will shit on the prenup. I do agree about never marrying and never co habitate if you enjoy your posessions and place to live.
    If a bitch ever cries domestic voilence and she lives at your house then youll be court ordered to not go back until the case is resolved. Women are so oppressed
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  13. #13
    cigreting Dark Matter
    and whys ur dik all lop sided
  14. #14
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol dude that girl is gonna rip everything from you someday even if it's 40 yrs from now. That'll be even worse.

    One of the worst decisions you can make today is getting married without a prenuptial agreement made Rock solid by an expensive lawyer. I'd just assume never get married and have my own house and my bitch can have her own house.

    And any girl that scoffs at that idea isn't worth marrying.

    jealous
  15. #15
    and just like that fona got himself a preteen daughter.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by cigreting The problem is liberal judges that will shit on the prenup. I do agree about never marrying and never co habitate if you enjoy your posessions and place to live.
    If a bitch ever cries domestic voilence and she lives at your house then youll be court ordered to not go back until the case is resolved. Women are so oppressed

    I'm with you fr fr that's why it'd have to be agreed with both parties with a lawyer and blah blah. But.honestly I believe it not even being possible to stop a divorce from going in favor of the woman. It's fucking bullshit and your better off not getting married anyway fr. But if you have to at least prenup up
  17. #17
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce jealous

    I'm as jealous of fona as I am you

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  18. #18
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Anyone this upset by someone in a happy relationship is JEALOUS
  19. #19
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I'm upset?

    I think ur just on too much man butthole and meph
  20. #20
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    i think your just on too much upsettington and jealous
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