how many of you would call the police

1. 2023-03-12 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #1
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   if someone pulled a bb gun on you and told you its a bb gun or you knew it was a bb gun or shot at your house with a bb gun?
   
   
2. 2023-03-12 at 6:58 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut
   Faggots call the police. Pull a real looking BB gun on me and I'll shoot you with a real gun.
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3. 2023-03-12 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #3
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   what if its fske looking or only half real looking but plasticy?nor what if its real looking but they tell you its. abb gun.
4. 2023-03-12 at 7:03 PM UTC

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   jerryb African Astronaut
   If I knew it was fake I'd kick him in the nuts and maybe pistol whip. Tell the cops I thought it was real but didn't want to kill him. Cops around here say fuck that dumbass.
5. 2023-03-12 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #5
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   i had a mexicsn kid pull a fake gun or like used those pocket finger in hand trivks on me at a video arcade when i was a wee lad or teen i think or maybe 17-19 in an arcade when they were sitll around in southern cslifornia. form behind to try getting wuarters off me to play games or tokens.
6. 2023-03-12 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #6
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   he must have been in a gang to act this eay dont you think jerry? to behave this way?
7. 2023-03-12 at 7:17 PM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga
   Real men shoot pedophiles in the head first and ask questions later
8. 2023-03-12 at 7:21 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   I hit them with my oak hiking stick.
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9. 2023-03-12 at 7:21 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   Buts it varnished
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10. 2023-03-12 at 7:29 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat he must have been in a gang to act this eay dont you think jerry? to behave this way?

    
    I don't live in CA, I live in a normal human place without gangs.
11. 2023-03-12 at 7:48 PM UTC

    #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol „1090 jake is probably going to be a millionaire soon and doing videos together with tikishi 69”
12. 2023-03-12 at 7:50 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    I don't believe in calling police
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13. 2023-03-12 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #13
    

    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce I don't believe in calling police

    
    I'm 62 and never called the police. I take care of my own problems.
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14. 2023-03-12 at 8:07 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    It's a abuse of service to call them unless you are about to die and out of options. Should be $1000 bill just C@lling OKAY KAREN I DONT CARE IF THOSE TEENAGERS ARE SMOKING WEED
15. 2023-03-12 at 11:47 PM UTC

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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Uhm... I very highly doubt it. Metal or plastic bb?
16. 2023-03-12 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by jerryb I'm 62 and never called the police. I take care of my own problems.

    
    Ya these kids don't get it AT ALL!
    I'll be 56 in a few weeks so I'm right behind you no homo.
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    • jerryb
17. 2023-03-13 at 3:49 AM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Ya these kids don't get it AT ALL!
    I'll be 56 in a few weeks so I'm right behind you no homo.

    
    These young fuckers need to listen to old fuckers. They should be out having a little fun instead of arguing about if AOC is fine if you are a 40 yo retard or which dog fucks better. lol
    
    Man time speeds up when you get old.
18. 2023-03-13 at 1:20 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I'd beat their ass, take the BB gun off them and shoot their weenus with it.
19. 2023-03-13 at 3:03 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Instigator Buts it varnished
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    get a balsa wood one, thatll learn em
20. 2023-03-13 at 3:19 PM UTC

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    jerryb African Astronaut
    What I really get a kick out of is when some white trash calls the police on other white trash. Lots of time the first group will have some drugs or guns in plain sight and they end up in jail.