2023-03-12 at 1:55 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
Gonna go fight a bunch of people in Miami, got a plane ticket for TUesday, it was wonderful seeing my mom for a week, and I think the snowstorm ruined all the fun for me, my ex the cuban school eeacher said that the guy i have problems with broke up with his boyfriend (who I choked unconscious when my soft ass ex boyfriend said "You're not giving me all of it" or something like that in spanish, basically he thought we were two soft gay guys and could be shorted on crystal meth so I choked him unconscious and he had a big family and they all wanted to hurt me.
I"m like really, ur fuckin primo cousin is fuckin people out of 40 or 50$ and if it's my people you're stealing from me adn I'mma choke the fuckin hell out of you till drugs and money come out of the pockets or my boy says stop.
Anyway, predictably he's a piece of shit and isn't at the apartment complex anymore so i'm going back, my boy gets free housing somehow <3 so I pay the electric and the water and we call it good. (Like 200$ a month)
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2023-03-12 at 1:56 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
OT: I need to get pastrami, Marble Rye, i think provolone? and kraut.
Fortunately I have a can of kraut and over 1k in food stamps, i'mma fill my mom fridge too before i leave.
so i'm thinking today will be Ruebens & Shrimp with O'Douls pretend beer.
2023-03-12 at 1:59 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
my mother says it has to be swiss but we're gonna add onions and chives, debating what kinda soup to put with it.
2023-03-12 at 2:43 PM UTC
How do you get food stamps you're a white male
2023-03-12 at 4:06 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
186$ in covid releief money for the last two years, when i was in florida and phoenix my card didn't work outside the state, now i got like 1300$ outside of what my mom spent when she wasn't getting anything and i told her to just use my card
2023-03-12 at 4:06 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
186/month for a single individual
2023-03-12 at 5:14 PM UTC
U have some gay ass bread,meat and cheese names in the US tbh.
2023-03-12 at 8:11 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
Ok fuckers we used swiss
I SAID TO THE BUTCHER look mane I gotta make ruebens
HE SAID OK GET ONE POUND OF THIS, A BAG OF THIS, YOU GOT RYE? OK NO RYE NEEDED. HERE'S THIS BAG OF SAURKRAUT (said I already had that) GOT SWISS? NO OK GOOD *BLOCK OF SWISS FOR 12$ I DIDN'T ASK FOR* THOUSAND ISLANDS! (yeah)
SUDDENLY CALM: Okay partner you should be set.
2023-03-12 at 8:31 PM UTC
oh and what did you use sardines instead of corned beef as well