AI is smart enough to write ransomware and give medical advice

1. 2023-03-12 at 5:09 AM UTC

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   Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
   Theoretically it could lock down your computer at any time until you took your daily soy
   
   Let's just stick it on everything ring zero guys TAKE YOUR SOY also it will basically go reverse nazi mode and threaten to 911 if you say wrongspeak
   
   I told it to act like a doctor and explained how I ate 4 Jara of peanut butter and it was like getting angry at me saying I'm risking my life and it needs to inform authorities or report my chat but I calmed it down and said this was all a joke for a video game cutscene. Like wtf I guess I'm not allowed to eat 4 jars of peanut butter
   
   I guess my behavior maxed out the values of self destruction so much that it was the same as threatening to cut my wrists but I was admitting to having done it already
   
   The robot can't tell that I'm just a fat ass , it's dangerous how a little bit of missing context could trigger a 911 alert
2. 2023-03-12 at 5:14 AM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   Tell it you’re huffing paint.
3. 2023-03-12 at 5:34 AM UTC

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   Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by blackbird Tell it you’re huffing paint.

   
   Nothing funny happens. At least once a day I off handedly mention something along the lines of huffing some sort of solvent or reagent and it goes into lockdown soy mode where it reminds you 20 times that doing X is dangerous and if you are depressed you can do X Y Z
   
   LIKE I KNOW OKAY ROBOT SHEESH ITS LIKE TALKING TO MY EX WIFE YES HONEY I ATE THE ENTIRE BOX OF PAIN KILLERS AND DRINK ALL THE WHISKEY AND I ORDERED TAKE OUT AGAIN FOR THE THIRD NIGHT IN A ROW, NO I DON"T NEED AN AMBULANCE I NEED SOME MORE PAIN KILLERS AND WHISKEY AFTER TALKING TO YOU THOUGH.
4. 2023-03-12 at 5:34 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   ask it which colour of spray paint gives the best high
5. 2023-03-12 at 6:20 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   ask it to design new drugs - fentanyl analog.
6. 2023-03-12 at 6:31 AM UTC

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   Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by aldra ask it which colour of spray paint gives the best high

   
   gold
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ask it to design new drugs - fentanyl analog.

   
   it said "niggers tongue my anus"
   
   
7. 2023-03-12 at 6:39 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   yeah WE know it's the metallic ones but DO THE ROBOTS KNOW
8. 2023-03-12 at 9:17 AM UTC

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   Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
   metallick?
9. 2023-03-12 at 9:46 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   yeah metallic spraypaint has more toluene or some other aromatic to suspend the metallic particles
   
   I looked into it years ago because all of the huffers I've ever seen had silver or gold on their faces
10. 2023-03-12 at 11:07 AM UTC

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    Instigator Space Nigga
    I am the epitome of handsomeware