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  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    SO they're getting rid of the Red Carpet because of it's slavery/antebellum south connection and renaming it the Champagne Carpeting.

    Apparently WIll Smith is not allowed at it and Chris Rock feels bad for making fun of that hoe ass tennis ball head jada pinket smith last year

    pretty gay they gonna have extra SLAP security on hand to prevent any repeats of anything worth watching

    black people and females will be worshipped extensiveley with a focus on lizzo and how healthy and in shape she has become in recent months.



    Now hailed as a body icon of America's evolving shape and color.
  2. #2
    Imagine the sweat and cheese smell under those rolls.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    ok im imagining it
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Bradley ok im imagining it

    Good work.
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Zelensky's mad because they won't let him use Biden's welfare checks to buy his way in
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    are there really enough bbw fanatics for her to be popular? I don't get it

    where does it come from
  7. #7
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra are there really enough bbw fanatics for her to be popular? I don't get it

    where does it come from

    She was on some talk show and her chair had big reinforced wheels while everyone elses were normal
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  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Not so much bbw fanatics but fat people in general that look at her like the fat martin luther king jr
  9. #9
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bradley SO they're getting rid of the Red Carpet because of it's slavery/antebellum south connection and renaming it the Champagne Carpeting.

    Apparently WIll Smith is not allowed at it and Chris Rock feels bad for making fun of that hoe ass tennis ball head jada pinket smith last year

    pretty gay they gonna have extra SLAP security on hand to prevent any repeats of anything worth watching

    black people and females will be worshipped extensiveley with a focus on lizzo and how healthy and in shape she has become in recent months.



    Now hailed as a body icon of America's evolving shape and color.

    Oh I imagine that fat bitch looks the same

    🥹
  10. #10
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I always wondered who’s lizzo fan base was until I got instagram..because idk any black people who listen to her music it’s pretty bubble yum pop…

    It’s all whites women and gay men who support her like Op…

    I don’t listen to Lizzo but I follow her instagram for the shenanigans ..wonder what she’s doing this weekend
  11. #11
    CandyRein Black Hole


    Looks like Lizzobeeatin is in Paris with Lord Voldemort..nice
  12. #12
    I lost my respect for Lizzo when she talked about Chris Brown being her favorite person which is grody as hell.


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  13. #13
    CandyRein Black Hole
    What did she do to have your respect in the place?
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  14. #14
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Average Jane I lost my respect for Lizzo when she talked about Chris Brown being her favorite person which is grody as hell.



    I lost my respect for Lizzo when I found out she existed. Every time I've heard something new about her, I have lost something... else. I don't know what it is, I'm not sure human ontology has an understanding of it. Can't be respect since that's been bottomed out since day 1. But something in me dies a little each time, or vanishes from within me.

    This has done the same. So... thanks I guess. Gonna go try and get the mental image of her twerking while blowing into the magic presidential crystal flute out of my minds eye.
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  15. #15
    i herd they be bannin chinaman for being chinaman
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai I lost my respect for Lizzo when I found out she existed. Every time I've heard something new about her, I have lost something… else. I don't know what it is, I'm not sure human ontology has an understanding of it. Can't be respect since that's been bottomed out since day 1. But something in me dies a little each time, or vanishes from within me.

    This has done the same. So… thanks I guess. Gonna go try and get the mental image of her twerking while blowing into the magic presidential crystal flute out of my minds eye.

    lol, did she actually leave tooth marks in the thing when she gave it back

    I never bothered to find out whether that was photoshopped as a joke or something
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  17. #17
    Originally posted by aldra lol, did she actually leave tooth marks in the thing when she gave it back

    I never bothered to find out whether that was photoshopped as a joke or something

    Legend says she mistook it for a Snickers bar
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  18. #18
    Originally posted by CandyRein What did she do to have your respect in the place?

    I guess respect isn’t the best word to have used, I just think it’s always pretty cool when a woman can make bank in a majorly male dominated world.
  19. #19
    CandyRein Black Hole
    All Lizzo fans are white..I’m so lost on all this Lmao
  20. #20
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i herd they be bannin chinaman for being chinaman

    Why are Englishman allowed to be Englishman?

    Damn you guys got it bad
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