Dungeons and Dragons

1. 2023-03-10 at 2:29 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   That new D&D movie coming out this month looks just as bad as the other D&D movies they've made.
   
   I wish they'd make a serious effort at these rather than adding the dumbfuck woke humor in them.
   
   Peter Jackson needs to make movie versions of Dragonlance Chronicles and Dragonlance legends.
2. 2023-03-10 at 2:31 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   are the main character full of colored folks.
3. 2023-03-10 at 2:31 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Here's the dumb trailer for it if you haven't seen it...Captain Kirk would be turning in his grave
   
   
4. 2023-03-10 at 2:31 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Were you into a dungeons and dragons as a lad
5. 2023-03-10 at 2:32 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are the main character full of colored folks.

   
   the "strong" character is a woman and "captain kirk" is the comic relief.
6. 2023-03-10 at 2:32 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Were you into a dungeons and dragons as a lad

   
   No, never played it, I liked/like reading fantasy novels though and games like Eye of the Beholder etc.
7. 2023-03-10 at 2:35 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   i always thought d&d is some stupid nerd card game
8. 2023-03-10 at 2:35 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i always thought d&d is some stupid nerd card game

   
   Dice/die? rolling game...the card shit came later
9. 2023-03-10 at 2:38 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   i didnt know theres a story behind it.
10. 2023-03-10 at 2:39 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i didnt know theres a story behind it.

    
    Stories...it's not just 1 thing. D&D rules have been adapted to many stories/games.
    
    The movies have all been absolute shit, this one looks like another steaming pile to add to the existing one.
11. 2023-03-10 at 2:41 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    The best D&D games EOB 1, 2 and...well 3 isn't so good.
    
    
12. 2023-03-10 at 2:42 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    orcs have intelligence penalty thanks to socioeconomic factors
13. 2023-03-10 at 2:43 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    i hope the franchise gets woked.
14. 2023-03-10 at 2:45 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i hope the franchise gets woked.

    
    it has lol
    
    if I remember right all the fan stuff that made it popular is getting torpedo'd too
15. 2023-03-10 at 2:46 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra it has lol
    
    if I remember right all the fan stuff that made it popular is getting torpedo'd too

    
    I think Goblins have been replaced by transexuals gobblin'
16. 2023-03-10 at 2:47 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I think Goblins have been replaced by transexuals gobblin'

    
    I thought that was only for the Cottaging Campaign
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17. 2023-03-10 at 2:52 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    They replaced the "Charisma" stat with the "Fabulous" stat.
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18. 2023-03-10 at 2:54 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra it has lol
    
    if I remember right all the fan stuff that made it popular is getting torpedo'd too

    
    potraying dungeons in a negative light is derogatory to the S&M community who usually express their love in the dungeons.
    
    the franchise shall be renamed to cellar & dragons.
19. 2023-03-10 at 3:09 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They replaced the "Charisma" stat with the "Fabulous" stat.

    
    you are approached by THREE MEN, one of which has a GOBBLIN' on a leash. ROLL FOR FABULOUS.
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20. 2023-03-10 at 4:18 PM UTC

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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
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