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Exact Price Gift Card Scheme

  1. #1
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    So if you find an item for like $25, $50, $100, you could put the barcode of an un-activated gift card with the same price over its barcode. When the customer buys the item, they load your gift card.
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  2. #2
    Bradley Black Hole
    Your thread quality is improving.
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by SBTlauien So if you find an item for like $25, $50, $100, you could put the barcode of an un-activated gift card with the same price over its barcode. When the customer buys the item, they load your gift card.

    would only work with self-checkout, and the weight wouldn't match

    seems like a pretty low chance of the attendant not noticing it and authorising the sale
  4. #4
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra would only work with self-checkout, and the weight wouldn't match

    seems like a pretty low chance of the attendant not noticing it and authorising the sale

    Self-checkout would be worse. The customer would notice. Most of these cashiers are ringing things up quickly.

    The barcode size would stand out though.
  5. #5
    Imagine if you got a huge ass printer like they use for blueprints and you got giant sticker paper to put in it and literally it was a bunch of humongous barcodes so big there gun couldn't even understand it and you wrap all your groceries in a giant sticky barcode like a satchelbag and it ents up being free because no one ever.dod that before

    Absolute legend of they try to stop you just wrap them up in a giant barcode and grab her by the pussy and run her thru the check out machine ring her up as potatoes = hotsex that ass is yours now buddy
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  6. #6
    But youde half to be strongly enough to pick up a woman literary .. some of us would half to hit the gym first, nam sayen , ma sayen?
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Self-checkout would be worse. The customer would notice. Most of these cashiers are ringing things up quickly.

    The barcode size would stand out though.

    could probably work if you were running things up or you trusted someone who worked there

    even if you got caught you could plausibly say you didn't notice the item tag was wrong
  8. #8
    Pay someone to snuggle the items out of store so you can take your time working on the barcodes and work in peace at.your own pace
  9. #9
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Pay someone to snuggle the items out of store so you can take your time working on the barcodes and work in peace at.your own pace

    Pay them .. say ten percent
  10. #10
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra could probably work if you were running things up or you trusted someone who worked there

    even if you got caught you could plausibly say you didn't notice the item tag was wrong

    This would be more of a go in and place stickers containing the barcodes over the barcode on the item. Do this with hundreds/thousands of items at many stores. Then have a script that checks to see if the gift card has been activated.

    The cashier would be ringing the item up for the customer.

    Maybe like a $25 Starbucks gift card barcode over the barcode of a $25 Starbucks mug. The customer would pay $25 either way. But your $25 gift card would be loaded.
  11. #11
    ThisClownKnows Yung Blood
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Self-checkout would be worse. The customer would notice. Most of these cashiers are ringing things up quickly.

    The barcode size would stand out though.

    you can acquire a bunch of unactivated cards, scan the barcodes and resize them on a computer and reprint
  12. #12
    Migh Houston
    Originally posted by ThisClownKnows you can acquire a bunch of unactivated cards, scan the barcodes and resize them on a computer and reprint

    Gift card barcodes are way long than a UPC barcode.
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just wear a mask and go to a millionaires house and knock on the door and when SHE answers say "hey! I love you I'm from the church of love and give me all your fucking money or I will kill you right here and right now you stupid BISH, then of course brandish a machete or a different intimidating weapon and make her bring you to the safe which is likely in the master bedroom and full of cash as I've seen in the movies. Then get the cash and put it in your backpack that you're wearing. Plain colored boring backpack. And then tell her you obviously know where she lives so if she reports this you will be back to do unspeakable things to her and her family. Just do that.
  14. #14
    Migh Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Just wear a mask and go to a millionaires house and knock on the door and when SHE answers say "hey! I love you I'm from the church of love and give me all your fucking money or I will kill you right here and right now you stupid BISH, then of course brandish a machete or a different intimidating weapon and make her bring you to the safe which is likely in the master bedroom and full of cash as I've seen in the movies. Then get the cash and put it in your backpack that you're wearing. Plain colored boring backpack. And then tell her you obviously know where she lives so if she reports this you will be back to do unspeakable things to her and her family. Just do that.

    Its easier to just grab other peoples takeout at Chipotle.
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