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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Nigger tweets
  2. Thinking about how i have a gigantic fucking head
  3. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Thinking about how i have a gigantic fucking head

    Caliper measurement or it never happened.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you melted down the calipers you could fit about 82 calipers worth in there.
  5. Originally posted by mmQ If you melted down the calipers you could fit about 82 calipers worth in there.

    82.7 calipers, to be precise.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's a new shot now too- the liquefied caliper. As advertised it is literally a cheap plastic caliper melted down in front of you into a shot glass with a splash of your liquor of choice. Target audience of college frat kids, mentally disabled folks, and myself.
  7. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Thinking about how i have a gigantic fucking head

    Yeah a gigantic head of your dick to go with your large shaft probably
  8. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Caliper measurement or it never happened.

    "Cant wear hats" size
  9. Originally posted by mmQ That's a new shot now too- the liquefied caliper. As advertised it is literally a cheap plastic caliper melted down in front of you into a shot glass with a splash of your liquor of choice. Target audience of college frat kids, mentally disabled folks, and myself.

    Lets pounds cals broskonymous rex!
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  10. Originally posted by Sweet Yeah a gigantic head of your dick to go with your large shaft probably

    If my shaft to glans rato were the same as my skull to neck ratio id be able to use my cock like a mace
  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    This 18 yo

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CgE2996jxzURnJxqmdGYjfbNSwe51BuGUgkBWI0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    My bath rack that I got for my birthday has literally changed my life 💖
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    When someone knows you..I’m talking about truly knows you 💖
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  14. Originally posted by CandyRein My bath rack that I got for my birthday has literally changed my life 💖

    your rack is saggy
  15. Originally posted by CandyRein When someone knows you..I’m talking about truly knows you 💖

    tara has known every men from her workplace, and every men at her workplace her.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny I’ve lurked on you as long as I could until I couldn’t contain myself any longer

    I know …you’re a stalker and In love with me ..
  17. Originally posted by CandyRein I know …you’re a stalker and In love with me ..

    i love you as much as man can love his dog.

    and farm implements.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Stop stalking me…
  19. CandyRein Black Hole


    Michael never pushed his fans away…the biggest star the world has ever known .. he never pushed those people away

    Look how happy Vinny was
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    😭!!!

    I’m something else 💖
    I truly admire me ..what a beautiful sense of humor in the face of adversity …

    I’m so top tier 💖

    Also
    My daddy birthday tomorrow.. ♓️

    And he loved Mike Jack lol
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