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Starting a company called "General Balloonics"

  1. #21
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sweet Don't worry the price will by buoyed by inflation

    nah this is not how u get rich fam
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence We would develop the first balloonic space elevator system that uses advanced balloon engineering to reduce cost of raising payloads to orbit.

    A majority of the gravitational cost of raising a payload would be covered by enormous kevlar balloon cells filled with hydrogen that can simply float to the edge of the atmosphere.

    At this point, the payload balloon meets up with a much larger semi-permanent balloon terminal that is kept afloat near the edge of the atmosphere with conventional rocketry and either helium or vacuum ballooning for safety, and will be operated on solar power as it will float above the cloud layers. The payload can then finally be "last mile" launched to orbit with conventional rocketry, greatly reducing the fuel costs. These crafts can be made reusable and propelled by hydralox that is fractionally distilled from the atmosphere using the abundant solar power available at that atmosphere.

    Once this infrastructure is in place, we will begin taking advantage of vacuum manufacturing to revolutionize the world of balloonics. This will involve using the natural near-vacuum of Low-Earth-Orbit to manufacture sealed, hollow steel spheres. Overall each sphere will be lighter than air at altitudes habitable by humans. Hydrogen gets you 93% of the lift but is less safe, so it's better used to get stuff of the ground when a vacuum is not cheaply available.

    These vacuum spheres can be used in all kinds of commercial applications. They will be a kind of tradeable "anti-gravity" (buoyancy functionally) commodity that can lift things up for you on demand. People can keep a closet full of them in the house to use for lifting heavy things or reaching high cabinets or roofing. Instead of cars people will ride around in vacuum sphere based balloon vehicles, a technological magic carpet that can go where no roads need by constructed.

    In the event if a balloon springing a leak, all that happens is that it will slowly float to the ground and become a simple steel sphere. It will be easily recyclable, is easy for the environment to reabsorb etc.

    The low orbit balloon would revolve the earth not remain stationary how would you reliabily use balloons as space elevators when you're basically just aimlessly floating kevlar balloons with payloads
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian what about this, we have a circuit onboard that charges the balloon til it has a net charge so high that any incoming projectile is automatically tesla coil'd out of the sky

    Elon musk has like way more SpaceX satellites
  4. #24
    im from BlackPhase Capital and id like to invest.
  5. #25
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
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  6. #26
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian what about this, we have a circuit onboard that charges the balloon til it has a net charge so high that any incoming projectile is automatically tesla coil'd out of the sky

    They'll shoot us with rubber missiles
  7. #27
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian nah this is not how u get rich fam

    Well artificially inflate the price by causing it to rise via market pressure.
  8. #28
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley The low orbit balloon would revolve the earth not remain stationary how would you reliabily use balloons as space elevators when you're basically just aimlessly floating kevlar balloons with payloads

    That's not a problem, usually it takes lots of fuel to acquire a geostationary orbit. Also geostationary orbit for satellite mass objects is extremely crowded, not so for balloonics. Also our photovoltaic hydrogen system is capable of providing thrust and allowing for free propulsion and infinite loiter time.

    You simply attach the space elevator to a stationary location with cables if you want.

    Remember balloons benefit from scale, the bigger the better.
  9. #29
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Elon musk has like way more SpaceX satellites

    More like GayseX
  10. #30
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    I would like to join the propoaganda department and run a campaign based on the fetish of inflation
  11. #31
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Sorry this is not a "sex" company
  12. #32
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    I know. The inflation fetish stuff will be very non overt and subtle, people with a inflation fetish would be instantly drawn to it while those who are susceptible to such things would be perplexed by the campaign and not know why.. until it's too late of course. Marketing 101

  13. #33
    Sweet African Astronaut
    More like gay4pay-tion fetish
  14. #34
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Everything you do is balloon 🎈
  15. #35
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Balloon TO THE MOON
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