John Egg (Inventor of Eggs)

1. 2023-03-06 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Sweet African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and why does yoke taste better when it's runny.

   
   It's got better seggnal quality than a walky yolky
2. 2023-03-06 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I hate it when I accidentally break the yoke so it cooks hard. I made 3 fried eggs yesterday morning and two of em broke through sheer cackhandedness.
3. 2023-03-06 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Sweet African Astronaut
   I like runny yoak too but I hit the top lightly with a searzall torch to get the whites on top properly cooked including the membrane over the yoak.
   
   I love the runny yoak, don't like under looked eggwhites. I think that is most people's problem with runny eggs too, they have only ever eaten ones where the membrane etc haven't been cooked properly and gag.
4. 2023-03-06 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Instigator Space Nigga
   Sloppy scrambled eggs on thick door stop toast with a bit of spam is fucking win,
5. 2023-03-06 at 6:11 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Sweet African Astronaut
   Swine is bad
6. 2023-03-06 at 6:17 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Instigator Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Sweet Swine is bad

   
   
   Only if ur a sand nigger/incest lover.
7. 2023-03-06 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Sweet African Astronaut
   I enjoy egg
8. 2023-03-06 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Instigator Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Sweet I enjoy egg

   
   U enjoy cock.
9. 2023-03-06 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Sweet African Astronaut
   No YOU suck cock, I suck egg
10. 2023-03-06 at 6:25 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I hate it when I accidentally break the yoke so it cooks hard. I made 3 fried eggs yesterday morning and two of em broke through sheer cackhandedness.

    
    I never try to cook fried eggs or omelette, always scrambled. The reason is because I can't stand disappointment first thing in the morning, and scrambled eggs are the lowest common denominator of egg.
11. 2023-03-06 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Sweet African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I never try to cook fried eggs or omelette, always scrambled. The reason is because I can't stand disappointment first thing in the morning, and scrambled eggs are the lowest common denominator of egg.

    
    You really can't not fuck up eggs? What a fucking retard.
12. 2023-03-06 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #32
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    john dalit.
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13. 2023-03-06 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Instigator Space Nigga
    Omelettes are for niggers.
14. 2023-03-06 at 9:22 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Instigator Omelettes are for niggers.

    
    ..and the French
15. 2023-03-06 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Sweet African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and the French

    
    Doubly so for the French Algerians.
16. 2023-03-06 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #36
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and the French

    
    
    
    or "french-american".