John Egg (Inventor of Eggs)

1. 2023-03-06 at 5:03 AM UTC

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   Sweet African Astronaut
   Which came first, the chicken or John Egg?
2. 2023-03-06 at 5:04 AM UTC

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   Sweet African Astronaut
   If you defeat John Egg, you're an Eggbeater.
3. 2023-03-06 at 5:06 AM UTC

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   Sweet African Astronaut
   John Egg has a great sense of humor, he knows how to take a yolk
4. 2023-03-06 at 5:11 AM UTC

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   Sweet African Astronaut
   If you want to fight John Egg you shell calcium ousside, how bow dah?
5. 2023-03-06 at 6:23 AM UTC

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   Blue Oyster Cult Houston
   Chickens built that, he simply took credit
6. 2023-03-06 at 6:23 AM UTC

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   Blue Oyster Cult Houston
   Who built the chicken? The egg, dumbfuck.
7. 2023-03-06 at 11:07 AM UTC

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   Sweet African Astronaut
   John Chicken
8. 2023-03-06 at 1:27 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Who gives a fuck
9. 2023-03-06 at 1:30 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   I always come first
   
   Gotta looks after number 1 innit
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
10. 2023-03-06 at 1:46 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Instigator I always come first
    
    Gotta looks after number 1 innit

    
    Very wise, How can you look after others if you don't care for yourself first?.
    
    That's what they tell you on a plane when it's about to hit the ground...put your own oxygen mask on before you help others...because you can't help anyone if you are unconscious yourself.
    
    That mask is the difference between life and death when you hit the ground at 600 mph.
11. 2023-03-06 at 1:56 PM UTC

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    Sweet African Astronaut
    Just hold your breath until you get to lower altitude pussy
12. 2023-03-06 at 1:58 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sweet Just hold your breath until you get to lower altitude pussy

    
    ..or put the mask on and breath freely. Die smarter, not harder.
13. 2023-03-06 at 2:03 PM UTC

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    Sweet African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..or put the mask on and breath freely. Die smarter, not harder.

    
    Put the mask on and hold your breath in the mask, pretend you are Scorpion from Mortal Kombo.
14. 2023-03-06 at 2:04 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sweet Put the mask on and hold your breath in the mask, pretend you are Scorpion from Mortal Kombo.

    
    Get over here
15. 2023-03-06 at 2:12 PM UTC

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    Blue Oyster Cult Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who gives a fuck

    
    John Chicken
16. 2023-03-06 at 3:07 PM UTC

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    Sweet African Astronaut
    John Giveafuck
17. 2023-03-06 at 4:26 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    So who invented scrambled eggs?
18. 2023-03-06 at 4:27 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    ..and why does yoke taste better when it's runny.
19. 2023-03-06 at 5:05 PM UTC

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    Sweet African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So who invented scrambled eggs?

    
    
    
    Aleggsander Scraham-Bell
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    • Jiggaboo_Johnson
20. 2023-03-06 at 5:06 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sweet Aleggsander Scraham-Bell

    
    That was pretty good.