2023-03-04 at 7:20 PM UTC
Close to having a meltdown in the supermarket my vision is blurry
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2023-03-04 at 8:30 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
9 hrs 80 miles, 18" of powder, got stuck for 2.5 hrs had to dig 4' of snow in an area about the size of two tacoma's to get our sleds turned around out on the powerlines, gonna sell my powder sled so I can get a better powder sled cuz its not good enough...
its got a 144" track with 2" paddles, i'm gonna get a 155" track with a 2.5 or a 3" paddle track on it so I can ride the deep snow
2023-03-04 at 8:52 PM UTC
My vision is not blurry and I'm feeling really tranquil in the supermarket
2023-03-04 at 9:23 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
attempting to trade my 144 assault for a 155 rmk pro
2023-03-04 at 10:41 PM UTC
Sitting with my poor broke leg dog, feeling bad for her cuz I know she's hating life right now
2023-03-04 at 10:47 PM UTC
Sharing with you folks about a part of my dream last night where I was taking a shower and when I was done, the entire bottom of the tub was covered in cat food as though to indicate I had about an entire bag's worth of food stuck to my body without realizing it.
It might have something to do with that actually happening to me in the past but with coins. For some reason I'd end up sleeping on coins and then when I was showering they woukd randomly fall of my body and I wasn't aware they were even there in the first place.
🙏
2023-03-04 at 11:44 PM UTC
looking through old phone photos. it's weird how you forget who you are. that's why you need people from the past around
2023-03-04 at 11:46 PM UTC
The dog was just about to enter a dog & pony show and somebody said "break a leg". The rest is history.
2023-03-05 at 12:03 AM UTC
I was going to make a similar joke but opted not to at the last moment.
2023-03-05 at 2:09 AM UTC
Browsing baby coffins on Etsy
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
woke up from I guess a nap, body not happy, may have rode to hard today,,,, no matter gonna do it all over again tomorrow.
goin back to bed now
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2023-03-05 at 4:06 AM UTC
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