A short story about a half Jamaican lesbian I woke up with this morning

1. 2023-03-02 at 6:39 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Long story actually but we connected so well deep in conversation and I said If she had a cock I would suck it
   
   Kinda gay I meant to say if she liked cock I’d let her suck mine
   
   Shit
   
   However she did seem a bit jealous when we were talking about my love ahh nevermind I got this
2. 2023-03-02 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls I said If she had a cock I would suck it

   
   -1000 cred points nigga...You'd better not be talking like that in the Leeds pubs.
3. 2023-03-02 at 8:25 PM UTC

   #3
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   me losd hao mani tiem i suk ur gramsas bols til sqirt juis fagit
4. 2023-03-02 at 9:29 PM UTC

   #4
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson -1000 cred points nigga…You'd better not be talking like that in the Leeds pubs.

   
   Judge's Revision -1500 cred points because it was a darky too.