2023-03-01 at 8:53 PM UTC
Boners?
Below are my old ones.
Which do you like better?
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2023-03-01 at 10:12 PM UTC
well thats certainly a face a mother could love
2023-03-01 at 10:56 PM UTC
This is the worst game of Spot The Difference I've ever played
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2023-03-01 at 11:11 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
The new ones compliment your face better, are more stylish and make you appear slightly older which will help trick people into assuming you're more mature. They also have a larger field of view and are therefore better at helping you see, which is why you have them.
Your old glasses look like they belong to someone else.
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2023-03-02 at 12:12 AM UTC
Thank you, Mr. Four Eyes.
2023-03-02 at 12:18 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
The new ones look good.
I like to go with bigger lenses myself.
2023-03-02 at 1:14 AM UTC
Why don't you get the round lenses I really think you could pull it off frankie
2023-03-02 at 1:24 AM UTC
That maniacal look, though.
2023-03-02 at 1:30 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Sir this is a library I'm going to have to ask you to please turn down the volume on your pornography or you will have to leave. No sir I do not wish to view your pornography I...oh yes...that is quite enticing...it just makes me want to let down my hair and take off these sexy librarian glasses...hmm I'm going to need you to sit in this chair right here while I put on this 80s glam metal mix
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2023-03-02 at 1:40 AM UTC
Pretty obvious he's using an app to simulate him wearing the glasses.
2023-03-02 at 2:22 AM UTC
for a moment i thought that was scott adams
2023-03-02 at 1:35 PM UTC
I can't see either picture clearly as I don't have my glasses on.
2023-03-15 at 8:27 PM UTC
The square shape is better but i think the frames are too big. I know the goal is to make your head look smaller but thats a sissyphean task my nigga
