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Austin gont sues his date for 17.31

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4513584/Austin-man-sues-woman-date-texting.html

    Brandon Vezmar, 37, from Austin, Texas, sued his date last Thursday for $17.31 because she was texting during a movie. The specific amount, according to Vezmar, is to compensate for the cost of the movie ticket to the 3-D showing of 'Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2. Vezmar said his date's texting was a 'direct violation' of the policy at the theater and that his experience was 'adversely' affected by it

    In his petition, Vezmar got into the minutiae of his date's texting habits during Guardian of the Galaxy. She 'activated her phone at least 10-20 times in 15 minutes to read and send text messages,' he claimed, adding that it was a 'direct violation' of the policy at the theater and that his experience was 'adversely' affected by it. Vezmar says that he asked his date to stop texting, and then suggested she go outside if she was going to continue to do it. She then left the theater and drove away, which Vezmar says left him without a ride.

    Vezmar's date, who is not named, first found out about the suit when the Austin American-Statesman called her on Tuesday. She maintained that she was texting a friend who was having a fight with her boyfriend.

    'I had my phone low and I wasn't bothering anybody. It wasn't like constant texting,' she said.

    When Vezmar texted her afterwards and asked that she pay him back for the movie ticket and pizza, she refused. She cited her reasoning as: 'he took me out on a date.' She said she is also going to file a protective order against Vezmar because he allegedly tried to contact her little sister for the money he felt he was owed.

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    Getting tips for future dates eh Bill Krozby.
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    Jk they pay for you anyway, cuck
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    Originally posted by reject Getting tips for future dates eh Bill Krozby.

    He's pointing out that a date isn't a gift to women. Maybe we should all just make Dutch Dating a rule from now on. And if it ends up with sex, that too is bi-consentual.

    Maybe he didn't want to be an accomplice to a violation of theater codes. Which could fall into a disturbing the peace and possible jail time.

    Old school is out for good.
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  5. #5
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    In the old days, the woman would have gotten a good beating, the phone would have been smashed, and then the couple would have enjoyed the rest of the movie together.
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  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by -SpectraL In the old days, the woman would have gotten a good beating, the phone would have been smashed, and then the couple would have enjoyed the rest of the movie together.

    This was my first instinct as well, then i remembered we have to be civil and shit
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 He's pointing out that a date isn't a gift to women. Maybe we should all just make Dutch Dating a rule from now on. And if it ends up with sex, that too is bi-consentual.

    Maybe he didn't want to be an accomplice to a violation of theater codes. Which could fall into a disturbing the peace and possible jail time.

    Old school is out for good.

    I always go dutch on first dates, unless like at a bar since I like to drink a lot and don't want to drink alone I might get her another beer on top of what shes already drank that she paid for.

    except now that I think about it I actually did buy that "cartoon cute" girl cheezecake a couple weeks ago but that was are agreement from the getco that she would let me fuck her if I bought her cheezecake.

    I've been seeing this new girl for the last few weeks and we met up for coffee the first time we ever hung and I got there before her and bought my coffee and when she met me at the table outside I told her to go get herself something.

    the girl that I used to see from DC she would take me out rollerskating because it was something she wanted to do that wasn't really my thing, and I paid for her to go see the band failure with me, and other times we just paid for ourselves, but I already new her for awhile just netflix and chilling before we ever went and did anything together.

    I typically like to do something small on a first date like coffee or getting some drinks (or just hang my place and talk and pet my cat), rather than going out to dinner and a movie because what If I don't like the girl and want to make an easy exit like "oooh okay well finished my coffee, cya i gotta get up early." instead of having to sit through a movie and dinner with someone I don't like.
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    good move!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by reject Jk they pay for you anyway, cuck

    I don't see how that would make me a cuck, not that I always have girls buying me stuff.

    But one time this chick I was talking to online, kept throwing into the text conversation that when we meet up that we are not going to have sex the first time we hang, she just kept bringing it up... and it was getting kind of annoying because I never once mentioned anything about sex, I ent up telling her that I was tired and was just going to hang by myself because evidently both of us didn't have cars at the we lived opposite sides of town, and plus her being weird about constantly saying we aren't going to have sex.

    she begged to comeover and took a cab over, we were watching some horror movie and she kept going on about how she didn't get it... when there wasn't anything to really get it was friday the 13th or something. Mid way through the movie she got up and changed it and I just told her this really isn't working out and she should probably head out.

    She got really strange and started asking me why she had to go, and that she wanted to have sex with me.. so I had sex with her and afterwards she asked for money to take a cab home and I told her no way. And she started getting crazy and said that she could call the cops and I asked for what? she ent up getting a friend to pick her up that was there like in 5 minutes so she never even needed money anyways plus she had a job.

    like 9 months later she hits me up online again and I didn't know it was her at first and she was like "oooh yeah you don't remember me? we fucked at your place and you were a douchebag, if you want to make it up to me you can take me out to see a movie"

    I told her to get wreckt
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would've thrown in a few hundred thousand for pain and suffering.
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  11. #11
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Maybe he didn't want to be an accomplice to a violation of theater codes. Which could fall into a disturbing the peace and possible jail time.

    Nigga... what?

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 good move!

    its not even that I'm cheap or stingy or anything like that, but some girls I find out weren't even worth the trouble putting pants on and setting aside time to meet with them.

    I saw a girl for quite awhile as my side chick after I got out of jail a few years ago and she said she was down to come to my place and hang and she was straight up and asked if I could get us a bottle of wine, and I was like "yeah sure" you know because I love to drink wine and I'd do that regardless whether she was coming or not. She cameover I poured some wine and before I barely finish half a glass she was all over me, plus she brought good bud over all the time so it just worked out
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol heres the guy




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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Some women are really ungrateful and prey on guys hoping they will simp out.

    I met with this girl once and she came to my place, and I smoked some of my weed with her, she wouldn't let me fuck her because I didn't have any condoms so she just sucked my dick, but she was so awkward and wouldn't look me in the face because she was insecure or something.

    A few days later she asked me if I could get some weed from my guy and sell it to her, so I bought a sac for each of us. I agreed to do it, got the stuff she cameover and I was loading a bowl and she refused to smoke with me because (she had to drive later) lol whut?

    Anyways a couple days after that she gets out of school and comes by and picks me up and takes me to her place (I didn't have a car at the time) and she offers me some brews and she bust out the sack of weed and none of it is smoked, whatever.. she hands me the sac and her pipe and I load it she takes one hit and quits and tells me I can keep smoking so I do.

    I end up asking her If I could fuck her up the ass and she agrees but she makes me put on a condom which fucking sucks, and I can't feel anything so I start power fucking her ass and its just not working for me and I pull out and take the condom off, she's bleeding everywhere, but she's not complaining, she goes and cleans up and when she comes back she gets on the bed and says "okay well now I want you to do something for me, I want you to eat me out"

    and I say "aaahhh sorry I don't do that with girls I don't know well" and she gets visibly upset and calls her roomie (some dude) to drive me back home and that was it.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I feel like I've read that exact story of yours before.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol what a weird thing though. I know we just met, and I'm sorry I'm not really comfortable yet with touching my tongue to your vageen, but I was thinking... Maybe... I could power fuck your shit hole until you bleed? Eh?
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  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol what a weird thing though. I know we just met, and I'm sorry I'm not really comfortable yet with touching my tongue to your vageen, but I was thinking… Maybe… I could power fuck your shit hole until you bleed? Eh?

    I probably should of told her I will do it if I can put a condom over my tongue first
  18. #18
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL In the old days, the woman would have gotten a good beating, the phone would have been smashed, and then the couple would have enjoyed the rest of the movie together.

    Thank god we're not animals anymore.
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  19. #19
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Thank god we're not animals anymore.

    our current state of affairs is far MORE animal than the example cited.
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I probably should of told her I will do it if I can put a condom over my tongue first

    I know I've gone through this with actro. There are definitely female condom things designed for this. Like essentially just laying a tarp over her goodies and licking through it. Ahahahaha
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