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Anyone ever get spanked as a kid

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I sure as hell did, my dad even fashioned a paddle on his table saw and asked my brother and I to come out to the garage and showed it to us and ominously put it next to our lunch boxes, thats stuck with me for years.
    when I turned 8 on my bday my aunt and my dumbass cousin cameover and he let our dog in the house and he had dirty paws and my mom got really pissed off and told my aunt and cousin to leave and as soon as they left she dragged me to her room and grabbed the paddle, she threw me on the bed and I was freaking out because she was acting crazy and instinctually kicked her in the face and so she turned the paddle sideways like she was going to hit me with the edge instead of the flat part and i rolled out of the way and she hit the mahogany head bored (lol) and put a huge dent in it.

    My daughters mom posted on facebook how she went to kohls department store with my daughter and my daughter was acting up and she wrote on facebook that she didn't spank her because there were too many "whyte people" even though shes whyte. Basically my daughters mom and her mom were arguing about it over facebook despite them both living in the same house...

    I only spanked my daughter once about a year ago inside of heb, she was screaming for no reason and everyone was looking at me and I felt embarassed, I told her to "cool it" but she wouldn't so I grabbed her arm gave her one solid spank to the ass and said "cool it" and she cooled it, didn't even cry or anything, so I see that as fundamentally a good thing, even though it was the least sexiest spanking I've ever had to give.

    My friend and I like to roleplay and last friday my friend was coming to visit me before visiting her parents in dc, she had told me that she was never spanked as a kid, so before she cameover I told her I left the door open and I was taking a shower and to just text when she got here and just come in. She text me so I hid in the bathroom, I waited a couple minutes and walked out of the bathroom wearing dad shoes and she was on her knees in my kitchen wearing a dress petting my cat, I pulled off my belt and grabbed the bottom of her dress and pulled it up to her neck, grabbed her neck and pushed her over with those fleshly hind quarters staring me in the face, and wailed on her ass and she screamed (no daddy no!!!!!) but didn't cry and after I was done she said "RUDE!"

    But the last time I had a proper spanking which im not exactly proud of but it was an interesting experience, like 4 years ago I was seeing this girl and she would comeover to my place and drink, one night we ran out of booze and she told me she had vodka at her place, so we drove to her place and I was so shit faced, she asked me If I'd ever heard of "femdom" and i was like 'ooh no i haven't, whats that?" and she told me she likes to spank guys and if I wanted to try it out so I was down for whatever at that moment, I got undressed and hog tied me up and busted out a paddle like a ping pong paddle and she started tanning my hyde, it actually felt good, maybe because i was drunk but the only part of it that hurt was she spanked my balls because I have low hangers. She took a picture with a polaroid camera of my red ass and put it in a photo album with a bunch of other guys asses that had been tanned.

    So how about you guys, did you ever get spanked?





  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder who decided the butt was the best place for a spank. Wuts spank even mean? Does a spank need a butt ? Instead of smacking their rear end spanking should've been deemed as conking your child over the head with a rubber mallet.
  3. #3
    I feel like this is a repeat Bill Krozby fred...
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder who decided the butt was the best place for a spank. Wuts spank even mean? Does a spank need a butt ? Instead of smacking their rear end spanking should've been deemed as conking your child over the head with a rubber mallet.

    the word spank is an onomatopoeia
  5. #5
    Meeee. I'm totally into it now as an adult too. It's fucked up.
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I wasn't really spanked per say. But when my dad would get mad enough he'd just beat me in the face. Didn't happen that often though and i returned the favor a couple years later.
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie I wasn't really spanked per say. But when my dad would get mad enough he'd just beat me in the face. Didn't happen that often though and i returned the favor a couple years later.

    Because I know you like to know the right way.

    *per se
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Because I know you like to know the right way.

    *per se

    I am aware, i wrote "say" for the benefit of the reader. And i don't capitalize "i" as a matter of principle, "i" is not a name.
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didn't say anything about your lowercase I. Weirdo.

    Why would typing 'say' benefit the reader moreso than 'se?'

    I do indeed wish to know
    Bundy carpet afterglow
    Feeling swervy head to toe
    Mind and time all feeling slow
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ I didn't say anything about your lowercase I. Weirdo.

    Why would typing 'say' benefit the reader moreso than 'se?'

    I do indeed wish to know
    Bundy carpet afterglow
    Feeling swervy head to toe
    Mind and time all feeling slow

    "Say" sounds more natural in English in my mind. I am biased against Americans, in my mind, they suck at English. In my infinite arrogance i figured i'd help them along the way and say "say" instead of "se" so they would sooner get what i meant.

    Also, the reason i mentioned my use of "i" is to illustrate to you that sometimes i purposefully misspell a word.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    To be fair, 'se' reads the same, and would technically even get the reader to know that sooner than 'say' based off of the absent letter, per se.

    I just felt like plucking at your crow feathers.
  12. #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ To be fair, 'se' reads the same, and would technically even get the reader to know that sooner than 'say' based off of the absent letter, per se.

    I just felt like plucking at your crow feathers.

    That's alright, compensating for imagined lack of language skills in other people seems pretty retarded in hindsight.
  13. #13
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Yup. Boy howdy was I. And other beatings besides. Folks deny it now, said it never happened, but I remember, and so do other people. I think they regret it now, as all my younger brothers don't get hardly punished at all, half hour in their room at best, nothing taken away. I've tried talking to them about this, to stick to punishments or they'll learn nothing. They say don't tell them how to parent.

    I think they regret how I turned oit. Mentally ill, bipolar mostly, PTSD, constant anxiety. I think they worry they'll end up like their fuck up of an oldest.

    He'll, look at me now. Deviant, medicated thoroughly, perusing chemicals, and working two not so prestigious jobs.

    Kinda hard to meet where they ended up, or hit their standards. An artist and a biologist.

    I might have some stuff to think about.
  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When I went to school, the teachers had a leather strap that they would beat you with. So you'd get beat at school, and then when you got home, you'd get a second beating from your parents. All beatings of kids were legal back then.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When I went to school, the teachers had a leather strap that they would beat you with. So you'd get beat at school, and then when you got home, you'd get a second beating from your parents. All beatings of kids were legal back then.

    What is your current position on the art of spanking?
  16. #16
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ What is your current position on the art of spanking?

    If it's bare open hand on the buttocks on a child not of legal age, that is corporal punishment, which is entirely legal, no matter what some liberal social worker tells you. So, I say, stick to what's legal. If you go outside those boundaries, you risk incarceration.
  17. #17
    My parents really tried hard to raise me good but its not like we are white picket fence gotta look good In front of the neighbors type of people

    Capitalism ate them alive, chewed them up and humbled their hopes. They tried to beat me down so I could stay in the system but it was no use

    I think once I was around 12 years old I became smarter than both of them combined, I have outsmarted them for years.

    My mom and I are chill now she just acts like this when she can't go to school and takes it out on me
  18. #18
    Spanked at home. Spanked at school (As mention.. corp punishment)

    What's Time Out? fucking bullshit. that's why so many young adults in their fucking late 20s and early 30s have so much cocky attitude.

    I got punched in the fucking nose at age 9 by my pops. blood spatter on the wall like a grusome killing just happened.

    kicked into a closet. then kicked more


    I'm glad I stabbed the fucker to death in his apartment for beating me as a child.
    oops did I say to much?


    actually his cigarette smoking ended up stabbing him to death with cancer tumors!
  19. #19
    fag Houston
    I just assumed everyone here were abused by their parents. It's a generational issue that no one seems to care about. I just want to see someone do it in public so I can beat the fuck out of them in front of their children. I call out bad parenting when I see it in public and it pisses people off, I've been attacked for telling people they are bad parents and I love when people attack me and I can fight in "self defense"
  20. #20
    Originally posted by fag I just assumed everyone here were abused by their parents. It's a generational issue that no one seems to care about. I just want to see someone do it in public so I can beat the fuck out of them in front of their children. I call out bad parenting when I see it in public and it pisses people off, I've been attacked for telling people they are bad parents and I love when people attack me and I can fight in "self defense"

    Spankings are needed. that's not abuse. Getting punched as a kid by a full grown man with kids blood flying onto the surface of something like it was a Mob Hit is different.

    It went from too much to too little.

    Fucking snowflakes
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