2023-02-25 at 10:29 AM UTC
Urinary Tract Referection
2023-02-25 at 3:24 PM UTC
It's my second bombay hitting me now
2023-02-25 at 9:25 PM UTC
Today I went joyriding with strangers and just now helped carry this into the pub everyone was cheering.
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2023-02-25 at 10:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka
Today I went joyriding with strangers and just now helped carry this into the pub everyone was cheering.
Also those are the skinniest, faggiest slices.
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2023-02-25 at 11:11 PM UTC
He's drunk driving and speeding just in case I disappear
2023-02-25 at 11:28 PM UTC
I feel like I'm on a funfair ride I flew off my seat
2023-02-26 at 1:28 AM UTC
I’m drunk and listening to the thong song
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2023-02-26 at 1:42 AM UTC
Working like a Hebrew slav
Tell’ol’! Pharaoh
To let my people gooo!🎶
2023-02-26 at 1:57 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
stoned and goin to bed, last day tomorrow and then its a month of snowmobiling
2023-02-26 at 2:03 AM UTC
Taking a bite of a steak quesadilla..and saving the rest for lunch break.. imma take it in about 30-45 min
