2023-02-25 at 5:11 AM UTC
EPISODE 1
We begin in the Bothersome Family’s home. 3 beds, 2 baths, located in the heart of New York City’s Red Light District. Joshua Bothersome is sitting on the porch with his laptop while his brother, Jacob, pokes at the screen of his iPhone.
(JACOB)
Joe fuckin Biden. Joe mother-fuckin’ Biden. I can’t stand this motherfucka. Stupid white ghost bitch ass hasn’t done anything to bring back net neutrality, hasn’t legalized marijuana, and thinks he’s the fucking god of black people.
(JOSHUA)
Bruh you back on sum bool shit. Ain’ nothin wrong wit tha motha fucken internet. Niggas got lots of shit on that OnlyFans shit, you seen them white hoes?
(JACOB)
I ain’t trying to fuck none of those skank ass bitches you hittin’ up on your apps, nigga. I wanna smoke some reefer and get some money, get my paper straight. I can get into Berkeley. My audition is ready to go, I got things to do.
(JOSHUA)
You tryin’ to fuck a turkey? Get the fuck outta here. You audition on some shit, go get on American Idol nigga. Sing in front of that Katy Perry bitch and then shove ya dick down her throat.
(JACOB)
Not turkey nigga! Berkeley! Damn. You’re dumb as hell. You stay stupid, bro. Keep up that ignorant shit, I’m sure Biden will have you fuckin’ his wife in no time. I’m trying to go to college.
[[Enter Louizy’ana Bothersome.]]
(LOUIZY’ANA)
You boys out here talkin’ shit about hoes again? Shame on y’all. As if We don’t have enough problems in this hood. I’m tryin’ to flip some of that junky shit y’all left out. Pawn shop man Jud the Jeewboy said that juwelry you gave me fa Mother’s Day is fake! Y’all set me up with some fake ass juwelry.
(JOSHUA)
Chill, ma. Damn. I got that juwelry from Toya.
(LOUIZY’ANA)
My sister?! Damn. That bitch is back at it. Oh, well. Can’t do shit.
(JACOB)
Toya got her shit fucked up again. Some whiteboy named Gabe been sending her texts, sayin she owes him money.
(LOUIZY’ANA)
Owe him fa what?!
(JACOB)
They got bitches fightin’ out here. Put that shit up on World Star. You get a bitch to fight a bitch and she get fucked up, you get money. Toya is recordin’ that shit but she ain’t givin’ no shoutouts to that Bronyboy gang.
(JOSHUA)
Bronyboy gang? The fuck you talkin’ about?
[[Enter Ching Chong and Bing Bong. They are both wearing MLP attire and smoking cigarettes.]]
(BING BONG)
Yoo boddershum brack niggush shtoopid. Don know bronygang. We take sheed ovah, ho intanet unda China contro. Now we get Brony Brony Brony powah!
(CHING CHONG)
Yesssss, ohhhh. Sexy pony porn. So intellectual. But you aren’t ready for that level of intellect, black people.
(BING BONG)
Yah! Tree fidds of yo battles awwready losh. Ish shtatishtick I fine on Chineesh intanet. Ish true.
(CHING CHONG)
Peace out, brothers. You get any dick pics, send them to me so I can get off—I mean, make fun of how ugly they are. Later, neeegros!
(LOUIZY’ANA)
Y’all understood a single word they say?
(JOSHUA AND JACOB)
Hell nah.
End scene.
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2023-02-25 at 6:36 AM UTC
my mistake, Can I have legal authority to write the novel version? I only-0=-sefse
deal
2023-02-25 at 6:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by BummyMofo
EPISODE 1
We begin in the Bothersome Family’s home. 3 beds, 2 baths, located in the heart of New York City’s Red Light District. Joshua Bothersome is sitting on the porch with his laptop while his brother, Jacob, pokes at the screen of his iPhone.
(JACOB)
Joe fuckin Biden. Joe mother-fuckin’ Biden. I can’t stand this motherfucka. Stupid white ghost bitch ass hasn’t done anything to bring back net neutrality, hasn’t legalized marijuana, and thinks he’s the fucking god of black people.
(JOSHUA)
Bruh you back on sum bool shit. Ain’ nothin wrong wit tha motha fucken internet. Niggas got lots of shit on that OnlyFans shit, you seen them white hoes?
(JACOB)
I ain’t trying to fuck none of those skank ass bitches you hittin’ up on your apps, nigga. I wanna smoke some reefer and get some money, get my paper straight. I can get into Berkeley. My audition is ready to go, I got things to do.
nigger incompetency.
wasnt joshua da one whos supposed to be the ehjuhcated one.
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2023-02-25 at 4:27 PM UTC
wens edpisode 2 cumn put i gota practise bein gabe
2023-02-25 at 9:25 PM UTC
can we chang me name 2 gabe utramer
