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  1. Kafka sweaty
    In the middle of nowhere.

  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    There's no such thing as nowhere
  3. Originally posted by Sweet The excerpts on YouTube are the best of the bunch by far, the actual episodes can be fucking shit as fuck, they have just become super boring and gay

    Stavros was the least funny by far already now he is trying to do solo stuff and he just fucking sucks.

    Nicks stand up is still good. Cumtown is judt lowest common denominator retardation that has its time and place.

    Also want to see jay oakerson when he comes this way
  4. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://pl.xhamster.com/videos/blonde-teenager-fucks-fat-ugly-old-geezer-5129218

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  6. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Nicks stand up is still good. Cumtown is judt lowest common denominator retardation that has its time and place.

    Also want to see jay oakerson when he comes this way

    The Legion of Skanks guys are horrible too man.

    E.g. If you are kissing another man on the mouth "as a joke" you are just gay, I'm kinda done even treating these cringe fags as being remotely cool.

    Did you know LOS blanks out the F word (not faggot, I mean "fuck") on their YT clips?

    So they can make like $30 extra adrev despite being a fully independent paid content service? Luis J Gomez is a Gay Ass Dude. Big Jay, even worse.

    All these comedians are shit as fuck. And tbh standup comedy is GARBAGE.

    Am I coming off as overly negative?

    It's just so shit man. It all collapsed at once for me. I hate these people. Stand-up comedy is straight up the worst possible live act, it is literally a one-man play where a rehearses how to mimic an organic funny guy.

    I had this feeling for a long time but seeing it live in action turns my stomach, now that I know it's what they're doing.

    Most recently I saw something on Bill Maher's podcast that almost made me sick. He was interviewing Dana Carvey and they were both talking about "feeling like they were cheating" when they managed to "get a laugh out of saying something that wasn't even funny but they said it in a way, not even a funny way, but a way that the audience thought it was funny, it almost felt like cheating but those are the best laughs".

    Basically that the audience has just been lulled into laughing like NPCs at the very cadence and rhythm and pace of "standup comedy", including the very feeling of being in a club with a crowd etc, that they will just laugh at any old bullshit if it is delivered in the right "rhythm".

    My reaction was like... Motherfucker, that IS CHEATING THOUGH. So audiences are just so fucking retarded apparently in these people's minds that they are now just playing a Dance Dance Revolution style word based rhythm game.

    Funny is like a real guy organically finding humor in stuff, there are literally 10+ posters in this site who are organically funnier than literally 99.9% of top "stand ups" but will never even feel the need to go stand in a stage in their lives, nor would they thrive in that environment because it's just a weird videogame and not actually meant for really funny people.


    Again, am I coming off as overly negative?

    I don't mean to be.

    And I really don't want to shit on your planned nights out nor your interests or hobbies, in fact the very fact that you're the one still into it makes me feel like maybe there might still be some chance standup isn't completely gay.

    In fact I would like to hope that Big Jay puts in a great performance and that you have a great night out. Are you taking a date?
  7. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sweet The Legion of Skanks guys are horrible too man.

    E.g. If you are kissing another man on the mouth "as a joke" you are just gay, I'm kinda done even treating these cringe fags as being remotely cool.

    Did you know LOS blanks out the F word (not faggot, I mean "fuck") on their YT clips?

    So they can make like $30 extra adrev despite being a fully independent paid content service? Luis J Gomez is a Gay Ass Dude. Big Jay, even worse.

    All these comedians are shit as fuck. And tbh standup comedy is GARBAGE.

    Am I coming off as overly negative?

    It's just so shit man. It all collapsed at once for me. I hate these people. Stand-up comedy is straight up the worst possible live act, it is literally a one-man play where a rehearses how to mimic an organic funny guy.

    I had this feeling for a long time but seeing it live in action turns my stomach, now that I know it's what they're doing.

    Most recently I saw something on Bill Maher's podcast that almost made me sick. He was interviewing Dana Carvey and they were both talking about "feeling like they were cheating" when they managed to "get a laugh out of saying something that wasn't even funny but they said it in a way, not even a funny way, but a way that the audience thought it was funny, it almost felt like cheating but those are the best laughs".

    Basically that the audience has just been lulled into laughing like NPCs at the very cadence and rhythm and pace of "standup comedy", including the very feeling of being in a club with a crowd etc, that they will just laugh at any old bullshit if it is delivered in the right "rhythm".

    My reaction was like… Motherfucker, that IS CHEATING THOUGH. So audiences are just so fucking retarded apparently in these people's minds that they are now just playing a Dance Dance Revolution style word based rhythm game.

    Funny is like a real guy organically finding humor in stuff, there are literally 10+ posters in this site who are organically funnier than literally 99.9% of top "stand ups" but will never even feel the need to go stand in a stage in their lives, nor would they thrive in that environment because it's just a weird videogame and not actually meant for really funny people.


    Again, am I coming off as overly negative?

    I don't mean to be.

    And I really don't want to shit on your planned nights out nor your interests or hobbies, in fact the very fact that you're the one still into it makes me feel like maybe there might still be some chance standup isn't completely gay.

    In fact I would like to hope that Big Jay puts in a great performance and that you have a great night out. Are you taking a date?

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  8. Originally posted by Sweet The Legion of Skanks guys are horrible too man.

    E.g. If you are kissing another man on the mouth "as a joke" you are just gay, I'm kinda done even treating these cringe fags as being remotely cool.

    Did you know LOS blanks out the F word (not faggot, I mean "fuck") on their YT clips?

    So they can make like $30 extra adrev despite being a fully independent paid content service? Luis J Gomez is a Gay Ass Dude. Big Jay, even worse.

    All these comedians are shit as fuck. And tbh standup comedy is GARBAGE.

    Am I coming off as overly negative?

    It's just so shit man. It all collapsed at once for me. I hate these people. Stand-up comedy is straight up the worst possible live act, it is literally a one-man play where a rehearses how to mimic an organic funny guy.

    I had this feeling for a long time but seeing it live in action turns my stomach, now that I know it's what they're doing.

    Most recently I saw something on Bill Maher's podcast that almost made me sick. He was interviewing Dana Carvey and they were both talking about "feeling like they were cheating" when they managed to "get a laugh out of saying something that wasn't even funny but they said it in a way, not even a funny way, but a way that the audience thought it was funny, it almost felt like cheating but those are the best laughs".

    Basically that the audience has just been lulled into laughing like NPCs at the very cadence and rhythm and pace of "standup comedy", including the very feeling of being in a club with a crowd etc, that they will just laugh at any old bullshit if it is delivered in the right "rhythm".

    My reaction was like… Motherfucker, that IS CHEATING THOUGH. So audiences are just so fucking retarded apparently in these people's minds that they are now just playing a Dance Dance Revolution style word based rhythm game.

    Funny is like a real guy organically finding humor in stuff, there are literally 10+ posters in this site who are organically funnier than literally 99.9% of top "stand ups" but will never even feel the need to go stand in a stage in their lives, nor would they thrive in that environment because it's just a weird videogame and not actually meant for really funny people.


    Again, am I coming off as overly negative?

    I don't mean to be.

    And I really don't want to shit on your planned nights out nor your interests or hobbies, in fact the very fact that you're the one still into it makes me feel like maybe there might still be some chance standup isn't completely gay.

    In fact I would like to hope that Big Jay puts in a great performance and that you have a great night out. Are you taking a date?

    im dragging my girlfriend and the looks shes going to give me over the course of the evening will be well worth the 2 item minimum. If i play my cards right and i tell her to gimme some of that gay pussy afterwards she might be annoyed enough for me to have sunday to myself to watch movies and put stuff on ebay.
  9. Stavros is definitely smarter than i am though. I shouldve perfected a "being fat and fucking bad and eating pussy" act like 10 years ago
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    today I fixed fuckups and painted the ceiling in the master bedroom as well as varnished some shelves, looks like 7 more hrs finishing the painting and 5 to 7 hrs of cleanup and toutchup so I'll be done Sunday
  11. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Stavros is definitely smarter than i am though. I shouldve perfected a "being fat and fucking bad and eating pussy" act like 10 years ago

    No you are literally 100x+ funnier and smarter than he is, trust me I'm not joking bro. I'm not just saying that cuz I like you either.
  12. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked im dragging my girlfriend and the looks shes going to give me over the course of the evening will be well worth the 2 item minimum. If i play my cards right and i tell her to gimme some of that gay pussy afterwards she might be annoyed enough for me to have sunday to myself to watch movies and put stuff on ebay.

    Man have you ever watched Burn Notice, you are like Sam Axe played by Bruce Campbell, including the "is extremely dangerous if he needs to be" part.
  13. Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    I have enough raw materials to yield roughly an ounce of high grade isometrically pure n methyl amphetamine

  14. Standup isn’t garbage. Comedy really isn’t something that should be over analyzed. Like sure it’s great when someone is organically funny but a routine being rehearsed and having rythym doesn’t outright make it awful.
  15. Originally posted by POLECAT I think I'm gonna kick a G to the lady that gets me work,

    give her the d. save the g.
  16. Sweet African Astronaut
    No standup is definitely shit, you don't gotta overanalyze comedy to realize 90% of these people are goobers and 100% not funny.

    Specially their podcasts are not "stand up", they are generally improvisational and you can clearly tell most of these people are complete losers who couldn't get a real steady job if their life depended on it and most of them turn out to be complete lames.

    In fact in most of these cases they are complete and total pieces of shit I would probably socially bully and harass for fun due to their personal character weaknesses.

    Once you oicn up the "they are not funny at all and just speaking with a particular lilt" thing and the social "spell" breaks, it's impossible to go back to pretending standup isn't complete and utter dog shit.
  17. Originally posted by Sweet Man have you ever watched Burn Notice, you are like Sam Axe played by Bruce Campbell, including the "is extremely dangerous if he needs to be" part.

    ill take it. Bruce campbell a real 1. Do you go on steam anymore?
  18. Sweet African Astronaut
    Not gonna lie I don't really play video games as much as I used to, try here and there but it's just like... Eh. But I do log on to my computer more often these days.

    I'm learning how to do video color editing and grading for fun so it's given me some new uses for graphics cards.
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    on my way to work early in hopes to get er done today
  20. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT on my way to work early in hopes to get er done today

    John Getrdun
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