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this shit aint no fucking joke, KIDIOTS

  1. #1
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    if gangstalking continues one more fucking day i swear i will use CRISPR to engineer superepigenetically modified to slash raptors and then i will loose them on the gangs that make a living torturing innocent folks like myself.

    this is not a joke or meant to be taken ironically or anything like that

    warning the raptors WILL come
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I was going to call them off but now I'm not going to
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    not scared of you kid in fact i created this reality. there was nothing but the word and the word was me as i spoke your reality into existence "hello world" i realized all these fuckin kids are just trying to get high smoking banana peels and thats not what i invented the internet for. soon enough i had a full time job just moderating the shit all these kidiots springbreaked into existence because they were getting high on dextremethorphan and nutmeg and thats why the final battle between good and evil is coming up because this shits gotta end sometime *specky4prezzy*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    douwanna feel the walls collapse
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    Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    He ain't no joke he used t o let Mike toke

    Now he won't share his bag now he won't pitch choke
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    When the meth hits you just right
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    thread title reminds me of no laffing matter on totse.
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    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian if gangstalking continues one more fucking day i swear i will use CRISPR to engineer superepigenetically modified to slash raptors and then i will loose them on the gangs that make a living torturing innocent folks like myself.

    You should instead use GRINDR to get yourself some cock.
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    None of you kids scare me.
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