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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost a daycare that rapes and murders the kids - idea stolen from wariat

    absolute genius who wouldn't pay money to disappear their annoying brat kids

    some guy did that here in the 90s, called himself Mr. Bubbles and ran a daycare
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they shouldnt be killed.

    its more humane to just export them to far away countries to be adopted by loving parents.

    yes we totally sent them to a nice farm to spend out their days

    farming

    your child —————-=——————————– an AI generated postcard once a year
  3. Until someone popped his bubble.
  4. Originally posted by Ghost yes we totally sent them to a nice farm to spend out their days

    farming

    your child —————-=——————————– an AI generated postcard once a year


    ranch. not farm.
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    call it what you want they are getting trafficked
  6. Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    Future tek co is online

    https://github.com/staab/coracle
    wleo://
    welcome to the slevenhoy m, there is no ape
    copyleft



    FREE AI FREE TEK!!!
  7. Does this new business have an executive restroom?

    Key entry only.
  8. Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Does this new business have an executive restroom?

    Key entry only.

    See:

    Nothing forever, Unlimited Steam, ?????
    WE are taking seed money for the super low key stealth launch of my AI television studio to compete wit hthe other two.

    DO you want to tell NOTHING, FOREVER to get into YOUR office while smoking a comically large cigar? Do you want to balloon valuation a company so large that it could take out a sector of world banking if it were to fail based on their reliance to slavetek?

    DO you like bleeping boopers and dusty cumstained old new, quantum entangle piles of self arawr goo than join our team of shadow brokers and be your own multiverse quantum corporate entity today TEMP**REGISTERED AOA's ONLY***
  9. Good idea, Opay . Just like my daddy always said, start a business BIG because you can always make it smaller if you want to but it's harder to make it Abigger
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I wonder if the actual shows are going to start suing them for copyright infringement, or if they even can
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    shit wrong thread
  12. Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Good idea, Opay . Just like my daddy always said, start a business BIG because you can always make it smaller if you want to but it's harder to make it Abigger

    Technicians of the world should have endless work just bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbooootstrapping this together. You could go town to town on a D bus router strapped to the roof with axial antenna



    I've always wanted to be a 70's tek guy!

    https://villagetelco.org/2009/06/voice-over-b-a-t-m-a-n/

  13. Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra I wonder if the actual shows are going to start suing them for copyright infringement, or if they even can

    yeah im not really sure how "transformative" this is but im learning a lot about copyRIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT ouch! next time i'll use the MIT license!

    it's all pretty confusing which is why I am getting into shadow banking and other such sectors. The economy is not waiting for corporate thumb in mouthers to build it, we are doing it now and maybe one day can slow down a bit and be amazed at where we started
  14. Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by A College Professor Wut plugin ideas u got?

    Plugin Ideas;


    EARMUFFS

    Block specific sounds, would be useful for operating farms or being around a large quantity of villagers
    to shut-out annoying sounds. Would be cool if it was a custom helmet enchantment that could be
    configured/toggled per sound type as needed.

    ~~~

    Telecommunications

    Satellite
    * When in a loaded chunk, will act as a repeater/communications hub for other devices or to
    other satellites. Probably should require line-of-sight

    Satellite Dish
    * Takes information from sat transceiver and transmits it to Satellite

    Satellite Transceiver
    * Takes information from ____s and forwards it to Satellite Dish

    Redstone Converter
    * Measures redstone level and provides it to Sat Transceiver

    Seismic Sensor
    * When explosion, block-breaking, or footsteps is detected it will estimate distance/location and provide it to
    Sat Transceiver. Possibly related to function of yet to be delivered skulk sensor.

    Printer
    * Will add messages received from transceiver to a book(s) with timestamping available.

    Fax Machine
    * Will "scan" the contents of a book and able to send them to be printed at other location.

    Dialer
    * Will send a message ( book contents ) to a printer or Pager when specified conditions
    are met ( redstone signal strength from specified side(s) ? )

    Pager/SMS-Phone
    * Can receive messages from dialer or send them to Printers or other Pagers
    ~~~


    Stronger Building Materials

    The idea is to allow adding some level of grief-resistance to some of the common building blocks, so that
    they take longer to mine. I would like if a custom enchantment could be created which would allow the
    block's creator and/or clan to have the regular break-times for these strengthened blocks.

    *Pressure Infuser
    This would be based on a block like the furnace, and you put wood items inside it,
    and it consumes other items ( perhaps fire resistance potions? ) to impart strengthening
    effects on the wood. The idea is that you are doing a process like pressure treating of
    wood to impregnate it with fire retardants etc.

    Allows you to create FR ( Fire Resistant ) logs, planks, slabs etc.


    *Obsidian Grinder
    This would also be based on a block like the furnace or brewing stand, and would convert
    obsidian into
    powdered/flaked or similar form. This powdered/flaked obsidian could be combined with
    common building blocks to increase their mining time and blast resistance ala obsidian.
    Perhaps it would consume TNT or diamonds ( diamond cutters ) to perform the conversion.

    Examples of items you might be able to create - Hardened Iron Door, Reinforced Concrete,
    Ballistic Glass.

    ~~~


    Trainable Mobs
    * Can tame a mob so it doesn't target you / your clan(s).
    * Can tell it to target other players, clans, etc. ( Operate on a whitelist, or blacklist, etc )
    * Can instruct it to stay put, or walk a 'beat'/patrol path
    * Can set boundaries to allow/end pursuit.
    * Can be set to fallback at specified health threshold, when threat is no longer visible etc
    * Can operate trapdoors, allowing a ranged-attacking mob to open the trapdoor and fire on
    player, then close the door to shield from return-fire.
    * Can receive status effects from friendly beacons

    Maybe a system where you tame them so they aren't aggressive towards you, then some method to increase their abilities like
    using bookcases on them to increase their intelligence to allow more complex functions.

    Security Cameras

    To my knowledge, existing security camera plugins work by basically allowing the player to "freecam" into the camera's location.
    The goal would be to allow the storage of footage, even if outside of the game. Limited research suggests there are no
    functions available to plugins that would allow screenshots to be created and saved. The two known approaches would be to
    either:

    * Run a ( modified ) client logged into the server, and have the plugin tell it what to look at/record.

    * Write a separate program to read the chunk-data and render the area(s) to be observed such as is done on bluemap and
    overviewer. Probably much more complicated to create and track changes to the chunk and player movements into/out of.

    stealing this for when I need to practice java coding to make a client
  15. Buff Billy African Astronaut
    okay now I just have to actually write the book

  16. So what was last years gross and net revenue?
  17. Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So what was last years gross and net revenue?

    its in the investor package PDFs under earnings
  18. Originally posted by Doyle Sauce its in the investor package PDFs under earnings

    Alt account confirmed.
  19. Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Alt account confirmed.

    Which one?

    I am just an investor and have access to the corporate quarterly / yearly report PDFs
    they aren't ALWAYS public you know
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