2023-02-22 at 2:37 PM UTC
Folks, like many others, I possess a strong attraction to a man named Wren.
2023-02-22 at 2:41 PM UTC
I will love you with all my heart, if you can recommend me a new vacuum for 💯 dollars or less, that after a dozen uses and a few months later after owning it, would be proud to say "yes, this is my *insert vacuum name here*, and I love it, and I wouldn't trade it for the world."
Can you do that for me, Matthieu?
2023-02-22 at 2:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Yes I have seen your box of them, Mr. Hoarder.
You should take a video of all 11 of them vacuuming around your place at the same time, bouncing off one another and fighting for territory.
...with kitty riding one into battle.
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2023-02-22 at 2:53 PM UTC
Speaking of kitties, Sophie ate and threw up some Christmas ribbons which I did not think she would be able to get into as they were placed high up in a weird location. I guess she got bored the ONE day I forgot to turn on her 12 hours of relaxing cat music before I went to work. My poor babby. She's ok now though.
2023-02-22 at 3:27 PM UTC
this is a perfect containment thread, thank you wellhung , you have proven yourself
2023-02-22 at 4:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
No, my $7000 robotic sex doll fulfills those requirements.
That's actually probably the thriftiest purchase a guy could make.
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2023-02-22 at 5:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by frala
yuck
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2023-02-22 at 5:46 PM UTC
is that a male to female or female to male
2023-02-22 at 5:49 PM UTC
A female that does Jim Carey
2023-02-22 at 5:50 PM UTC
seen her on tiktok, she's pretty good
2023-02-22 at 5:51 PM UTC
oh shit yeah I seent that too just the other day. i guess its trending. cool.
