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A poem about blankets
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2023-02-21 at 3:09 PM UTCDuvets》Blankets
Blankets are something you wrap your dead dog in before your Bury him out in the garden after having sex it with it of course. -
2023-02-21 at 3:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Years have passed and the blanket is gone
aged and crusty it rode off to the sun
A new love found to replace the old
Just as warm it expels the cold
fluffy and voluminous it's attributes abound
when head is under it cuts out the sound
of neighbors above grunting and grinding
and demons can't get you while in it residing
the name of this love is hard to define
even harder is to find a rhyme
but I'll encapsulate it in a cuvette
The love in question is my new duvet
rated c.
for some rhyme. -
2023-02-21 at 3:55 PM UTCLets see your effort vinny...I'll wait
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2023-02-21 at 4:08 PM UTC
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2023-02-21 at 4:09 PM UTCHe’s too mad about not having a fridge and me getting a new one just because I can …
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2023-02-21 at 4:12 PM UTC
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2023-02-21 at 4:15 PM UTCYou should eat some booshmeat and write a poem about it
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2023-02-21 at 4:30 PM UTC
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2023-02-21 at 4:40 PM UTCThat’s a really dumb poem…..
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2023-02-21 at 4:53 PM UTC
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2023-02-21 at 4:57 PM UTCHere I'll get you started
Ching ching chong
ching chong chong chou
Ching ching chou
ching chow kung fuThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-02-21 at 4:58 PM UTCLOL @kung fu
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2023-02-21 at 5 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Neither was I…you shouldn't need to be in a "mood" to create a simple poem. Go ahead…lets see what you can come up with off the top of your head.
Hi, my name is Ray,
my middle name is Emanuel,
and my last name, is Gould.
they call me r@ygold.
to most, my name is unheard of at all,
to some, my name arouse their utmost apall,
but to a few, what I did, what I gaveth the world,
are pure, solid, gold.
but irregardless, i am and i remain,
Ray Emanual Gould.
I, r@ygold. -
2023-02-21 at 5:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny Hi, my name is Ray,
my middle name is Emanuel,
and my last name, is Gould.
they call me r@ygold.
to most, my name is unheard of at all,
to some, my name arouse their utmost apall,
but to a few, what I did, what I gaveth the world,
are pure, solid, gold.
but irregardless, i am and i remain,
Ray Emanual Gould.
I, r@ygold.
Yeah, don't give up your day job
Thanks for trying though. -
2023-02-21 at 6:04 PM UTCUm bongo
Um bongo
They drink it the Congo.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-02-21 at 6:29 PM UTC
